Jonathan Craig

I don’t talk about smoking weed on stage, for the same reason that Popeye never mentions the spinach. #WeedStock

@gamestop I’ll do it. ✅

They always pour Gatorade on the coach that wins. I think they should pour lemonade on the coach that loses. You have now been Elemonaided. 🍋 #NCAANationalChampionship #Hoosiers #Hurricanes #PMSLive

It’s crazy that ESPN/Disney doesn’t/can’t stream live sports 🏈 in Dolby Atmos, like @Peacock does. 🤔 It’s hard to imagine that @peacock has more money💰or better technology, than @Disney @espn Who’s giving you advice, @Nintendo? Do better! #NFLPlayoffs #ESPN

@BostonConnr I’ve noticed the Atlanta Falcons aren’t slipping all over the field. Maybe it’s time for a new equipment team in Tampa. One that knows how to use cleats.

What happened to the Bucs? They look so bad at football

@konstructivizm So does my uncle. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Interstellar wanderer 3I/ATLAS emits toxic alcohol vapors Astronomers have discovered methyl alcohol and hydrogen cyanide on the surface of the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS. Both are extremely toxic substances, but they are also considered essential components for the origin of life. Water, carbon monoxide, carbonyl sulfide, tholins, and atomic nickel vapor have previously been detected in the celestial body. However, some astrophysicists believe that because 3I/ATLAS has been traveling through interstellar space for a long time, its surface may be covered with a layer of cosmic "glue" up to half a meter thick. Now we only see the composition of this outer layer, not the original celestial body.

These Rams jerseys are horrible. What color is that, ace bandage? Nothing looks tougher than having yellow stripes down your legs. #WorstJerseyEver #RamsHouse #NFL #RavensFlock #Patmcafee

These Rams jerseys look like they still smoke in the house. 🏠 💨 #RamsHouse #NFL #RavensFlock #Patmcafee

Apparently, in football you’re allowed to cheat, as long as it’s within one yard. This does not apply to marriage. #MNF #Cheifs #Jacksonvillejaguars

Tom MacDonald - CHARLIE youtu.be/q8SbeHhNR9k?si… via @YouTube

The shit that needs to stop in this country When I stood up there with Trump… I knew ppl would try to take me down and be out to get me… which happened Sad world we live in Hoping Charlie pulls through 🙏🏿

Absolutely gutted. What in the world are we doing?? Sending prayers to CK and his family.

The Left lectured us for the last decade about the dangers of violence from the Right From the assassination attempts of President Trump To Brian Thompson, the United Healthcare CEO, being murdered Now to Charlie Kirk The danger was actually on the Left

Dear #NFL Are we sure these tiny shoulder pads are working? Seems to be a lot of players with shoulder injuries… 🤔 @DrakeLondon_ @DarnellMooney9 @xavierworthy67

That tart guy has now batted four passes and a Travis Kelce. #NFLKickoff #YouTubeLIVE

How do you explain to your congregation that apparently God is just an Ohio State fan? #ncaafootball #OSU #osufootball #osubuckeyes

I thought that shit only worked in films

When did wrestling gets so goddamn boring? Literally 27 minutes into this Netflix, WWE shit, and there hasn’t even been two dudes that have looked at each other yet. 👎🏻 #Boring #Zzzzzzzzz #AbsoluteCrap

@bakermayfield is already the second best QB in @Buccaneers history. Sorry, Byron Leftwich, Brad Johnson, Trent Dilfer, Sean, King, Chris Simms, Bruce Gradkowski, and kid from Kansas that I don’t remember. #TampaBay #Buccaneers #NFL

So, We can point an instrument at a planet that is light years away, you can tell what that planet is made of, & what the temperature on that planet is, but somehow you can’t tell anything about the mysterious drone that’s flying 100 feet over my head. Somebody is full of shit.

The decision is simple On one side, you have a true American, that has proven to be a leader, even under actual gunfire On the other side you have someone that has let our country be invaded by millions of people, led us to the brink of WW3, and can’t define what a woman is. 🤔