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Jon Morter 

@JonMorter

▪️ Christmas No.1 - @RATM @JFT96Xmas⁣ ⁣⁣⁣⁣▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ ▪️ Used to be verified here on Twitter 😂 ▪️ @jonmorter.com on bsky 🦋

Essex, UK Katılım Mart 2009
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Just to let you know that all posts you see here on this cesspit are just automated reposts from elsewhere such as 👥FB or 🦋Blue$ky. Come find me there and I’ll buy you a virtual ice cream.
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Just catching up on Parliament and watching open-mouthed at Kemi Badenoch's 'performance' My god, no wonder the Conservatives are hemorrhaging voters at a rate of knots. Are you Tories not embarrassed? (or more embarrassed than usual). Isn't Truss supposed to be the crazy one?
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Is it just me or does the Wigan Athletic badge look like a skull when you squint your eyes?
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Jesus wept Facebook! seriously?!!
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Anna Soubry 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🖤🤍
I would like to unreservedly apologise for my part (and my family’s part) in helping get the nightmare that is Robert #Jenrick elected in the 2014 #Newark by election.
Larry the Cat@Number10cat

@KemiBadenoch Who could have guessed that Honest Bob couldn't be trusted? Obviously can't be Reform he's off to as Farage has made his opinion on him clear...

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May I gently remind our government that we helped them get a huge majority in Parliament, so please can you actually ACT like you have a huge majority. Thanks.
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Oh hang on a minute Nads, you're now saying it's ok to change your mind?
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I took this photo exactly 10 years ago - the day Bowie died
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Christmas Eve... Channel 4... The Snowman... it's that time of year once again
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There's some brilliant shopper rage out there today, especially parking space gricing which is one of my favourite yuletide activities
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Great to chat to BBC Radio this morning about the annual Christmas No.1 race! #XmasNo1
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It's good to see that today the Americans have learnt in what order to write down the date
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Well what's this? Something clearly went awry at the Pot Noodle factory here. We seem to have a rogue sachet trapped between the pot and the lid. Is there another sachet inside as well? What a bonus that would be!
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If you're going to listen to 'I Am The Resurrection' in the car today, don't forget that you cannot leave the vehicle until the entire 8 minutes and 17 seconds have elapsed
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So as of today WHITESNAKE are no more. One of my favourite bands as a kid, and as a proper grown up as well. This was my first ever CD Single I bought and yes I still have it! (The single mix was the best version)
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"He said, 'Black Sabbath... I don't know if I like their music.' I said, 'We have $800 in the bank, you love their music.'" Black Sabbath's former manager originally wanted Dio to write and record while Ozzy Osbourne toured with the band loudersound.com/bands-artists/…
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