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@C1985Bears @OneToLook0utFor @ksorbs pedo rapists aren’t gonna get a vasectomy, so ur lil solution doesn’t work

@OneToLook0utFor @ksorbs Well that’s just not realistic. Adorable thought process though. Also, rapists don’t care if they impregnate little girls and women.

Sorry, murdering babies is a no-go. There is no compromise.

@epaschall @MakeItAQuote

You my girl now?!

@epaschall @makeitaquote

@epaschall @poet_this

Believe all women... except Amber Heard. $15,000,000 in compensatory and punitive damages to Depp, and perhaps a case that could end the effective rabid femminist notion that all men are guilty before being proven innocent that we've seen as of late. She's just that terrible!

LABC suspended due to multiple DOCAL Business Policy violations.

@abbieonthetweet @CTVNews kitchen.

@CTVNews Where is it safe to be female?

A 13-year-old girl in India told the police she had been gang-raped. Then a police officer allegedly raped her ctvnews.ca/world/a-13-yea…

Savourysoup has been nominated as the next Vice President of the United States.

Jon News will always stand for Free Speech and against communism!

Jon News predicts @JonFordRBX as the next Vice President! According to a close source to President @aConArtist1

@MickDAmario @king_morant @MariaJames_ @elonmusk lol ur a pussy. reported.

@ImmaBlueDot @lavern_spicer @elonmusk are u retarded

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

Jon News presents you with the TreyNomikos files!

Jon News is certified!

@DukeJUULRX Jon News is better

Failed hopes of the oval lead to the life of crime for @SpeakerAR

Footage of gang murdering apparent President-elect @aConArtist1 look alike. Could this gang pose a real threat to the incoming President?

BREAKING: Local gang "Downtown Conquerers" apparently !SEEKING! terrorist recognition????

CBS is calling for the identity of the individual(s) behind fraudulent LABC. We stand with @JonNewsAR.

reported from @AR_CBSnews

BREAKING: LABC unregistered and forged department signature/seal? Follow thread to stay updated. Will be dropping evidence below.