Jon Shoreman

@AriJoShow @AriEngelPoker @AllenKessler Has to rate as one of my best poker decisions ever.

@JonShoreman @AriEngelPoker @AllenKessler Sharp move!

One of the poker worlds favorites @AllenKessler is 5 handed going for the most prestigious title in all of poker. Can he get the 💍 💍 💍? Let’s go Allen!

@jeremyausmus @joecarlsonshow It's a lot less than 0.1% 😁

@JonShoreman @joecarlsonshow Yes for .1% of people. Saying it the way you said it I think might give the impression it’s not all that hard.

Just a reminder that gambling can be incredibly addicting and destructive to your financial future, family stability, and relationships. It has a negative future expected return, meaning you are more likely to lose money the longer you do it. Very few major podcasts, networks, and personalities will be critical of the industry because the gambling and prediction market sponsor almost everyone and their dog. I'm not sponsored by a gambling company, I never will be. So I'll say it plainly: Don't do it. Put your money in productive cash-producting assets. Buy stocks, buy real estate. Don't gamble.

@jeremyausmus @joecarlsonshow There are many forms of gambling other than poker that can be beaten, including most casino games. Your comment implies poker is the only one, which is grossly inaccurate.

Funny how many colleagues of mine (pro poker players) are saying the exact same thing. It’s wild how it’s suddenly pushed by everyone. This def can’t be good for society. I’ve seen a lot of people lose it all. I have a pokervlog and I think I’m going to start addressing that most people in poker (which can actually be beaten unlike other forms of gambling) will lose long term . I don’t want to be painting a false picture of what it actually is.

@AllenKessler @PokerPaparazzi @WSOP You hold the record for the most TORSE wins EVER! No one in the entire history of poker has won more TORSE tournaments than Allen. This is truly amazing and shows what a great mix player you really are.

Unbelievable I just won my second TORSE ring this week. And my fifth @WSOP circuit ring!

@barnyboatman @JonathanLittle Almost as good as your post.

@JonShoreman @JonathanLittle Great heckle Jon. 🙄

If you could ask one poker pro for advice on your game, who would it be and what would you ask?

@ThePokerBoss If you were dealt 2 to a royal, and drew 3 cards, and hit 5 royals you would say you hit 5 royals. Therefore, the correct answer is 100.

🚨 Help me settle a debate 🚨 You’re playing 100-play video poker and get dealt a royal. For your lifetime total royal count… how many did you just hit?

@barnyboatman @JonathanLittle He said pro

@JonathanLittle I would ask John Duthie how he keeps his clothes so immaculate and uncreased during long gruelling poker sessions.

@RealKidPoker @tritonpoker WSOP need to catch up and implement this!

I’ve been wanting to see this implemented for a long time, an innovative game changer for poker. Shot clocks help, but chess clocks are a much more fair and equitable system. Bravo 👏

@junglemandan How long are you putting off visiting poker rooms to negotiate lower rake? So far it's been a year.

Guys I've been putting off re the justice system, very busy with tangible things where I actually get paid and I need full focus and a project manager to make this happen. Remember I don't collect a dollar from this stuff and it's not easy at all to convince people to do the right thing. It's also need easy to confront or out friends. A couple guys outting - cryptkeeper (if he's not on the list yet) and an AJ as a dispute he refuses to resolve

@jeremyausmus They are called "online bracelets" 🤷‍♂️

Online WSOP bracelets: should they exist? I've always thought a different bracelet system made a lot of sense. Why are we giving the same bracelet to someone who wins a $400, 300-person field that only 5 states can participate in, as we do to someone who takes down a $100k live high roller? I think online should go to silver bracelets or something. I don't think this will ever happen because it might hurt their bottom line, but I think most players would prefer it.

@Tim__Duckworth @PokerGOTour They belong in the trash

Where do you think this belongs on the @PokerGOTour? My thoughts are either the PLO Series while registration is open, or something more gimmicky like a bounty series or some stand-alone gambly series where we also include Run It Twice buttons and pay significantly less places (5% maybe?)

@jeremyausmus @PokerGOTour So in the hands you saw that allowed it, what % of the time did someone do it?

@JonShoreman @PokerGOTour I saw 2 rounds in first 100 minutes. Not allowed after first 4 (I think) levels

Today at @PokerGOTour they are allowing live straddles for the first time I've ever heard of. I've always thought it was silly to not allow them as they are allowed in cash games and I really don't see much harm. It's a very little thing but another way PGT listens to players and makes changes accordingly. Do you think this is a good idea and should be allowed in tournaments everywhere?

@junglemandan What progress has been made on your promise of 3/1/2025 to visit poker rooms around the country to negotiate lower rake? It's been a year. You've had plenty of time.

Would you pay insurance in the case you were cheated / stiffed in a house game/ online game? Thinking to create a vetting system and do some precautions with guarding games with a couple partners

@MGraetchen58477 @seanperrywins He isn't rich

@seanperrywins Posing in front of cash has to be the least elegant thing a rich man can do

Move in silence, until the results make noise

@jeremyausmus @DColpoys23 @PokerGOTour It's helping everyone that doesn't straddle.

@DColpoys23 @PokerGOTour it's helping some people? I guess lowering SPR when oop but it's gotta be a net negative for nearly everyone?

@jeremyausmus @PokerGOTour Gotta be dumb to put the straddle on in a tourney. When I first played tourneys in the UK in the 1980s it was allowed. No one did it.

@Boozy_769 @jeremyausmus Yes

@jeremyausmus Does anyone like this? I think it is obnoxious…

I didn’t realize how massive this guitar was going to be—it dwarfs many buildings on the Strip. We might get a new competitor in the Las Vegas poker scene when this bad boy opens.

Far from "a pure flip" Assuming all suits are out AsTc v 7h7d You are 44.74% to win If no rake, you are calling $197 to win $402 which returns you just less than $179 And that is best case scenario If there is rake, or he has better, your return is worse. Even if you have both his suits covered, your EV less than $183 -EV call for sure.

Updated post:! I was playing 2/3 at @HUSTLERCASINOLA and guy from the button shoves 200$. Folds around to me and I have A8. I say “if you have a pair I’ll fold but if you don’t I’ll snap call” he says “I don’t want to decide for you, you pick”. I thought his range was pretty wide here, a lot of low pairs + broadways that don’t want to play post. I discard TT-AA because I didn’t expect him to show up with premiums often given sizing + dynamic. I also block combinations with A. So I call. He shows pocket 7’s, I said ok I have 2 overs and the flop comes A84 I tell the table I have 2 pair and the table cheers The turn is a 7 I yell painnnnnn But the river is an A!!! The table cheers again and I joke and say “guys I have 84” it gets awkward… and then I turn over A8 and everyone cheers and poor guy walks to the atm to give me more cat dollars. The table was shocked I called that but I said no game no future. Shout out to the players there who said they recognized me from twitter :p AAA88> 777AA