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Holy Fuck @PardonMyTake

Brett Bonds Baty

Why is Willard jestermaxxing right now it’s the NCAA tournament?!?

Getting BTA in the office bracket pool by a girl with a Santa Clara over St. John’s final

Didn’t check my work phone until I got on the train only to find out my boss said we didn’t have to come into the office today #MarchSadness

What if Bryce Lindsay locks in for the next 3 weeks

@J0n_Shelby Horrible take

Fuck Miami of Ohio. Never understood the hype. Should have lost 4-5 games before today. Need to win big games if you really want to be relevant. Do NOT give them a bid.

BREAKING: The Tennessee Titans have traded the 2026 #4 and #66 overall picks in exchange for New York Giants EDGE Kayvon Thibodeaux. Titans go after yet another Giant drafted in 2022 while the Giants acquire premium draft capital to boost an already impressive offseason haul.

Received this from one of the top looksmaxxing analysts in the field. One of the best theses I’ve received in quite some time.

Why does this not exist for Big East basketball?

Harry Potter is extremely overrated as a Quidditch player. Here are the facts: First, he has an equipment advantage. Year 1: he didn't even try out. McGonagall just put him on the team. Then he gets a Nimbus 2000 while everyone else is on discount, budget, school-issued brooms Year 3: Harry's Nimbus 2000 gets destroyed by the Whomping Willow and he gets a Firebolt. Once again, he has an equipment advantage Second, he misses too many games. The best ability is availability. Harry played in 9 Quidditch games at Hogwarts. Gryffindor had 13 games during that time. Harry missed 31% of his team's games Now, let's look at Gryffindor's record with and without Harry Book 1: Harry plays the first two games and misses the last one (infirmary). Team goes 2-1. He's 2-0 in games he plays Book 2: Harry plays one game, last two get canceled. Team is 1-0 Book 3: the ONLY season Harry plays all three games. Gryffindor goes 2-1 Book 4: no Quidditch (Triwizard Tournament) Book 5: Harry plays one game, attacks Malfoy, banned for life. Ginny steps in. Gryffindor wins the cup anyway Book 6: Harry plays first two games, misses the last one. Gryffindor wins the cup anyway Book 7: Harry is hunting Horcruxes with Ron and Hermione. Does not appear that Quidditch was played while school was under control of Death Eaters In the 4 games Harry missed, Gryffindor went 2-2. Not great, but they survived without him It's simple. Harry Potter is a great wizard. But as a Quidditch player? He's wildly overrated. You could argue that there are several people better than Harry at Quidditch: Victor Krum, Charlie Weasley, Cedric Diggory, Ludo Bagman, Ginny Weasley, Eunice Murray, Hamish McFarland Also, it's been decades since Harry Potter played Quidditch. The game is much faster now. There are more analytics. The players are more athletic. Even the coaching is different Let's stop hyping Harry as a Quidditch player

Get ya cheese up 1st

Kevin Willard getting ready to switch to match zone after halftime

Do teams ever offer contracts to franchise/transitioned tagged players solely for the tagging team to match and use more of their cap space? Any team could offer Jones 1 yr/$40M and force the Colts to match that, leaving them with less room to improve the rest of the roster.

Waking up to WW3

The semi colon might be the most underutilized punctuation mark in the game; the elbow jumper of grammar

That figure skating performance might be the greatest athletic performance I’ve seen in my lifetime

Now #SaunaMaxxing in addition

Currently #AshMogging all of LifeTime Fitness

Once again thankful for Tyler Perkins