
Jon Welts
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Jon Welts
@JonWelts
The daily ramblings of a 39 yo Millennial. Spanko/Kinkster, Switch, Wannabe Author, Veteran, Husband, Trucker. Mostly NSFW, 18+ Only. DMs are always open! 🤘💙




I think girls who say “I’d never date a sub because I don’t want to micromanage everything, I need a man to take care of things” have never met subs irl and built their perceptions based on online gooners. Real submission isn’t incompetence. It’s a contextual role and it happens by choice. A well developed sub is proactive, anticipates needs, pays attention and learns quickly. Most subs I dated were very dominant in their life and didn’t make me feel like I had to babysit them. Don’t confuse dominance in bed with dominance in life.



this can’t be true

When lightning struck outside the White House, this guard delivered the most polite “nope” ever recorded.



When they say nobody moves a camera like Spielberg, they’re absolutely right.


Sidekicks (1992) starring Chuck Norris & Joe Piscopo





