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Sometimes on the subway I like to do this thing where if someone is sitting too close to me when there are more seats I pretend to be sick cough until they leave

Uploading some of my new sketches to X because that’s who I am now. An X sketch uploader.

POV: trying to apply for a job in 2025 #unemployed #jobsearch

Not to get all hey I’m walking here but you are in New York City, the capitol of hey I’m walking here, and if you’re standing in the way…. I’m LITERALLY walking here

@SDKatey It was time. I want to type again

@JonahGreen i can’t remember the last time i got a notification from this account

Coming out of retirement from this app because I want to complain again

After much thought I have realized that I am a vengeful person. I want revenge. No more turning the other cheek, it’s only evil from here on out

@mkmcwade LMAOOO

hey man, i know this isn’t your life anymore but i am a goddamn masters student and still haven’t learned as much as i did from this video. @JonahGreen

logging onto social media day after day and fighting off a new horrifying alt right pipeline proposition video every 5 posts because I liked a video about aliens once

Doomsday prepping for the aesthetic

My new years resolution is to continue believing I am just one serendipitous plot device away from discovering I've been in an urban fantasy story the whole time. My briefcase is accidentally switched with that of a plumber for wizards and I find out magic is real (and such)

Corporately induced clinical lycanthropy

The first day back to work after a two week long break is enough to make me go werewolf mode. My body contorts grotesquely as my feet tear through my little victorian leather shoes and such. Running into the woods and living in a stick shelter

@firstnameslucky I literally will replay these every couple of years just because of how good they were

everyone is dunking on tennessee for this without realizing that they are only the fifth state to abolish slavery with no exceptions (CO, NE, UT, RI). it’s not an “ooh backward southern state” thing it’s that slavery is still legal for incarcerated people in most of the US.

Just a reminder from tumblr

a guy you went to high school with just started a new job as the associate senior paid unpaid media buyer/ copywriter of dental growth at Gronklr

is anyone on LinkedIn actually happy that they are “starting a new position as senior VP of junior growth optics associate at Jellyblob”

They're gonna get robots to write your netflix show but still make you wait tables for $2 an hour instead of giving everyone UBI