JonahVark

@bucket_hat_btch :3

@JonahVarkk YOUR office??? 🤨

ordered a crate on the family amazon, i’ve “let it slip” that im “fostering a dog”

They keep ascended sinaloan cartel members frozen in time deep in the ice of greenland. #Iwillbeassassinated

I got raped by the utility monster 😔

thought i was having fun now i got beef w the mafia 😔

I FUCKING LOVE MEXICANS AND SOUTH AMERICANS SO FUCKING MUCH

I would slap a banana if the gooey mess could be used to reconstruct memories that never happened.

Thanksgiving got big ass chicking in themiddle,?

Fat bitch sucking the meat off my bone like a buffalo wing.

I have seen the birds in space.

Im a lover not a fighter

All my yearners hate big have

Taping my vape to my pelvis so u can hit it like a hamster bottle while you give me head

What if I got to see them naked... :3

Hyundai sonata sport mode got me moving like okarun

Hey god its me again.

Her putsy is squelching and squarshing all over my hard member

Ive never been horny before.

@bucket_hat_btch Pfffff

yeah. hard.

In hot shower peeing (to save water) and im like haha pee and kick the pee stream. Pee was so chilly lol. Even tho pee is warm fr. Its all about perspective.