Dr. Mantis Toboggan RN

Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire. #AnnualTweet

@chetmaynard1 I’ve been waiting so patiently for this.

Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire. #AnnualTweet

@GunnarOfRivia Don’t die

So does anybody have any tips for long drives?

Holy shit. The kids these days have no idea how to party

@chetmaynard1 @lemonlickin_liv Banger🔥🔥💯💯

@lemonlickin_liv I was just telling someone about this a few days ago 😂

Anybody else remember when we first got the SmartBoards and Mr. Piokinen wrote his fucking name on it with dry erase marker 🤣🤣

Easter? I hardly know her!

Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire. #AnnualTweet

Chuck E. Cheese is at my front door with a weapon.

No one told me @charlidamelio is on Dancing With The Stars this season…welp there goes my Monday nights 🙄

Happy October 1 check out this doll house my sister handmade as an exact replica of the witches' house from Hocus Pocus

Fellas it’s 2022. Y’all are really still standing up to pee in your own home?!?!

@tyygross Thank ya sir

Flight attendant told me to stop hissing at other passengers on the plane

“Alexa, play that song by Post Malone about animal crossing.”

- Leviticus 12:73

Doctors who works for health insurance companies get their penis flattened in hell. If they do not have a penis while on earth, they will grow one in hell so it can then be flattened.

seems like a good time to drop a reminder that if you aren't a registered organ donor you should change that asap. your organs are no good to you when you're dead. helped do surgery on a person today who gets to live that much longer because someone else said yes

Heroes.

not a want, but a need

It’s 2022, stop pretending like Minesweeper is too hard to learn.