Jonáš Kreisel

Hello all Pastafarians.

Celebrate Pi Day (3.14) with a round pizza or Meatball! The ways of our FSM are as infinite and irrational as Pi itself. Ramen.

The way to Flying Spaghetti Monster's love is forward right to your heart

What time is it? Pasta O'Clock! #Hydrate #Pastafarian #SpringForward

It's happening. The perfect pairing is finally coming together.

February 22, 2026 marked 1 year since I became an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

A belated wish for a tasty and happy Ramendan! When you cook instant noodles after dark, remember those broke college days when cheap pasta kept us alive. May your sauce always be generous. Ramen! 🍜

I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. Celebrate this day by consuming pasta and beer with your partner. Fill your stomachs and be satisfied. Ramen.

Name one side that goes well with spaghetti 🍝

Welcome, February! A month short on days, but perfect for endless spaghetti. His Noodliness blesses you: May quality sauce, the love of others, and good beer keep you warm in the frost. May your month be al dente, not mushy. Happy February to all! Ramen.

Flashback to when I made spaghetti and meatballs 🤭

Ramen.

Spaghetti & Garlic Bread

The Christian churches who followed Team Trump are awfully quiet. What Would Jesus Do?

Evangelism Flyer shared in Middleburg Heights, Ohio - May Peace and Pasta Be With All! #Evangelism #HolyFriday #Pastafarian #ConnecticutWesternReserve

I wish everyone a happy Friday full of joy, happiness and blessings from the FSM.

Spaghetti Dinner 🍝

【メニュー】 前菜: ビール 主菜: ビール デザート: ビール 本日のスープ: ビール こんなん見たら入るしかないやろ🍺😆@ホーチミン空港（ベトナム）

I wish everyone a blessed, beautiful and fun Friday.

@henderob I just need some blessing. The account of the Opava FSM Church is @opavafsm

@JonasKreisel that would be amazing - how can i help?

Hello @henderob. As an ordained Minister (since Feb 22, 2025), I would like to establish an official regional FSM Church branch in town Opava, Czech Republic. I please ask for your permission and blessing. Thank you. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen!