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Jonas Preest

@JonasPreest

Guerrilla poet. Full blooded human. Happy sack of life. *When you find the funny, you are near the truth* #FBRT’s #FBPOETS #FBWRITERS #FBR 😊

Plymouth, MI Katılım Ekim 2019
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
😊@realDonaldTrump I don’t know where this pic came from, but I’d like to nominate it for the Presidential Portrait of #45 Maybe it could hang in a bathroom somewhere 🤔 Do they have stalls in the WH? I’ll also volunteer to paint it for FREE! (How hard can it be?)
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
😂 @senatedems OK, Shoe, It’s up to you. Nice to have clarification from SCROTUS. Since A14.3 applies to the defacto Speaker of the House, The Senate is the appropriate venue. Please attend to this with the same swiftness SCROTUS just used to pass the buck to you. 🙏
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
😂 Fun Fact: He’s not allowed anywhere near a ballot. He can’t even use one to vote. The Constitution prohibits him from serving ANY role in government, or influencing official business in any way. In fact, nobody who “aids” or “comforts” him is allowed to serve either. 🤷‍♂️
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
😂 When House members show up for work tomorrow, apply the Constitution at the door. Send anyone who is not eligible to participate in our Nation’s business away. Then elect Hakeem Jeffries & get back to work. Thank you. 🇺🇸
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Magoo@dan_drazenovich·
@JonasPreest Trump is not the one supporting Nazis in Ukraine. Jail the neo cons
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
😂 This is getting stupid. Garland is an asshole. Who the fuck cares about Hunter Biden? No special counsel to investigate $2B friendship gift? Chinese TM’s? Naw, let’s pander to the traitors. What a fucking waste of time and money. “Hey! Let’s build a distraction!” smfh 😂
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
😊Hillary Clinton should be recognized as the first woman to be elected president of the United States. Although she never served, history books should show she won. Without foreign intervention Donnie “t-bag” Drumpf would have never soiled his pants in the WH. ✌️
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Boris L. Slocum
Boris L. Slocum@BorisSlocum·
Have you ever cut your own hair?
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Melissa Jean@MelissaJeanSays·
Who doesn't push the snooze button? 🤔🥱😴
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
@WhyRWeHere99 What we “believe” is irrelevant. At this point, our science doesn’t measure that kind of energy. I can’t say one way or the other, (obv), but I feel a deeper connection to the universe (& folks in it) than would be suggested by “nothing there”. Self reflection seems positive! 😊
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Nicky Shearsby
Nicky Shearsby@Nickyshearsby22·
What was the stupidest question you ever heard? Was it actually stupid, or was it just something the person in question never had the chance to learn?
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
@WhyRWeHere99 Spiritually (not religion) and science share the same goal. They are both methods for seeking truth. Spirituality causes us to look inward, & science forces us look outside of ourselves . They both explore our connections to the universe. (Religion is about money & influence.)
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
😂 On the one hand, pointing fingers is the opposite of pointless, on the other it’s the epitome. 🤷‍♂️
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
😂 Did Harlon pay taxes on his bribes… er, gifts to Clarence? Maybe Hunter’s not the only one who should be pleading guilty to tax crimes today. (& anyway, the internet says bribing judges is illegal. Maybe there should be additional charges?) 🤷‍♂️
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Jonas Preest@JonasPreest·
@BeingJWood 😂 I haven’t noticed this. Staunch belief that there is no god is just as unscientific as believing there is one. Both are unknowable in scientific terms. And furthermore, what difference does it make? We’re here & our role is clear. #EarthFirst ✌️ youtu.be/QVV1FKkHGco
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Being J Wood@BeingJWood·
I’ve noticed atheists are much more tolerant of Christian values than Christians are of atheist values. I wonder why this is.
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