Jonathan Carter III

Turns out getting that degree just to be bound to employment till 2068 sounds less and less cool the closer you get to it

@anthony_ja76044 @EndWokeness There is never a bad time to shout out The King of New York

@JonathanCtr1995 @EndWokeness You’re really walking the line with this one 😂

SAY HIS NAME: Austin Metcalf (17) High achieving student, athlete, 4.0 GPA. KiIIed in cold bIood by Karmelo Anthony. Zero national outrage.

@abendyman Seems like you and the rush of free will have a very intimate relationship…

Every time I skip class I feel the rush of free will come over me

Just learned in class today that I can deduct beers as a business expense if I’m on a business trip. I fucking love the IRS.

I don’t need a wheelchair, but if I did I’d spend 99% of my day posting up outside handicap bathroom stalls and punch tickets to hell.

Whenever I type the word “analyze” I never pause before I type that y in there. Can’t have people thinking I’m a freak like that.

@JonRothstein He is inevitable @NEBsoccerguy @BeautifulGame28

Creighton’s Ryan Kalkbenner has been named Big East Defensive Player of the Year, per release. Fourth straight year that he’s won the award.

Dear FIN 350 Exam 2, I woke up angry today. Prepare yourself.

Just saw a guy rocking Minecraft crocs. We get dude, you fuck.

They reopened my local Runza we have never been so back

“Bro I just found the test question bank on a quizlit check this out”

I fear they aren’t in a good boy type of mood

Creighton University, Be a good little boy and cancel classes tomorrow Kind regards, JCIII

@MadGreeny4 Да, пусть судьба будет ко мне благосклонна.

@JonathanCtr1995 Jay C three spoke up. Balls in the comrades’ court

@NEBsoccerguy A literal even foul split between Creighton, a team that rarely fouls, and St. John’s the most physical team in their conference, does not sound like an even game to me. I understand there can be outliers but watching that game it looked obvious.

@JonathanCtr1995 Do you think the refs are out to get you guys? They just want to call an even game?

Creighton being even in fouls with the most physical team in the country is straight laughable

@NEBsoccerguy Please go back and watch that game and tell me I’m wrong. Did the refs make the difference? Absolutely not. But it’s frustrating to see refs getting so caught up trying to equal out foul numbers.

@JonathanCtr1995 Why do creighton fans get so upset when every once in a while they have as many fouls as another team. Yes, on average you foul much less than your normal team but that’s an average. Remember that a normal distribution curve exists.

@NEBsoccerguy Creighton is always a team with the lowest foul rate in the country. This isn’t a 1 year thing. When going up against a physical team and having those numbers dead even suggests the refs were more concerned about equality than equity in terms of fouls called.

Bridget Mendler is like Taylor Swift, but like actually good. Stop building rockets and pick up that microphone again I beg you.