Jonathan

@elenadesaa1999 People pretend. Brian Lee Durfee. Jonathan Coen.

¿Es humanamente posible leer 200 páginas en un solo día?

@MeghanMcCain How?

Elder Millennials are gonna have to save the entire world.

@TeeVeeInspector @DeepVellum internship

@DeepVellum how would anyone apply for this if it's unpaid? how are they supposed to live

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@maybeurwifie Depends

men would you eat unshaved pussy?

@mark_slapinski Apparently everyone did

The worst part about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein. Never forget.

@omgjulissaa Depends

Are you a titty sucker or pussy eater?

@james_xond Depends

Be honest for a second: has prayer ever actually worked for you?

@TheSaurus831 Depends

Any dude who’s gonna argue the semantics of age of consent laws is a child predator

@honeymoon250 Depends

@sola_chad Terrible logic

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@gallipolicatho You can't

聖書読むか。

@otokyo__ Depends

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@Luv_Xcuses Dumb question

Genuine question If 'not all men' are dangerous, why do women still have to constantly vet, fear, and prepare for the worst around men in public?

@oliverburdick A hero?

Donald Trump can’t save us. Elon Musk can’t save us. The Pope can’t save us. Jesus can save us.

@KarolineGosling Having babies

Name one thing women are better at than men: I will go first. Crashing Cars.

@schiz04renic Depends

when anxiety gets bad, what do you do?

@TiffanyFong You realize pee squirts everywhere...

name a man who sits down to pee

@Matt_Pinner Mars

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@southside_mafs Atheists dont exist

If removing religion from your life removes your morals that says more about you than religion.

@PoopFromDaButt My boss told us about his shotgun during our interview

probably the least smart thing you can do is advertise a shotgun that can fit into a BACKPACK