Jonathan Lynch

@B33VitK Don’t, why should you put up with shit like this? I’m impressed that you have the balls to put yourself out like this. I’d never have the confidence 👍🏻

@alex_crook Oh dear god pal, thoughts with you and your family

Spent the day following Tiger. True bucket list stuff. Then received the devastating news my sister in law had passed. She was and will forever be the most incredible of people and lived life to the full. Please raise your glasses to Chantal tonight and hold your loved ones tight

@Susan16Park 🤣🤣🤣

Is it just me?

@emilybastow_ Well maybe the labia on the left is edible 😉

why is everything so wrinkly? I’m actually really bothered by how honking this looks

@tink7723 Sorry from the UK&I what’s a blizzard ( apart from the bleedin obvious) 😂🤣😂

Talk me out of going to get a blizzard. Please and thank you.

@tink7723 🤪

🥹 I mean okay. Haha

@tink7723 Oh dear mine were success wealth and cock 🫢 that took a turn in a weird direction 😂

Money Love Travel. I’m not mad at this.

@tink7723 Loud and clear princess 👸🏼

If I don’t follow you, should I? If you reply below, I will under these conditions: Do NOT immediately jump in my DMs Do NOT be a weirdo. (Not to be confused with being weird, that’s fine) Do NOT reply with penis or vag in my replies Do be the coolest cat Do be kind to others while in my replies 🫶🏼💛

@MrsFlowers007 Flicking the pages of the telegraph

Let’s play a game. What is he doing Wrong answers only

@30_08shazza Wow you like Eva Green 🫠

@B33VitK What a charmless prick he is 😂

@wendeeluvz Circumcisions 🤣

WTF!!! 🤣 Name these tasty look’n Pizza Hut treats 🤭💯🍕🤘🏼

@wendeeluvz Japz eyez 👀

@claireztweets Me too, normally fucked on edibles or Mandy

Party rules: Go HARD or go HOME 🍻 Me: *goes too hard and gets sent home*💀

@ColleenKM89 Night night sweetie

@iantheCROAT Mull of Kyntire - wings

What's a great song that mentions a body of water (river, lake, ocean etc.) in the title or lyrics?

@MsCranberyjuice Bravo old girl! Bravo 🙌🏻

@historyrock_ Definitely Maybe -Oasis

What is the GREATEST DEBUT album from a BAND? 🤔

@duchess_banana @emily_tweets Desire 🥵

Appropriate, and encouraged. 💁‍♀️

@ljc_xoxo Tell the truth you’d have stayed if it was Charlie 💨👃🏻 🤣🤣🤣🤣😈

Take me for a drink and then ask me to stand outside Wetherspoons for 15 mins, in the dark on my own whilst you go and meet your dealer to pick up ket 🙃