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@jarvis_best @CathyYoung63 Did you tell him, Jarvis?

I’ve only ever known one poly couple ever in real life. Here’s what happened. I’m not making this up. 1. Guy goes to his much hotter wife and says he wants an open marriage. She reluctantly agrees. 2. She immediately goes out and bangs some guy. 3. He gets all pissed off. 4. He invites me out for coffee and wants me to commiserate with him. Like he’s OUTRAGED. He wants me to agree with him that she was way out of line for … something, I dunno what. I’m like man i feel for you but … to be fair … 5. He divorces her.

@schadjoe Especially the Browns 😅

This rule must be stopped NFL GMs CANNOT be permitted to trade draft picks five years into the future It’s irresponsible

@zerohedge Not good, but this is old data with massive error margins in a low-volume housing month.

US New Home Sales Collapse By Most In 13 Years In January zerohedge.com/personal-finan…

@stephenRB4 Very tasty. Even better at the factory in Dublin!

Do you like the taste of Guinness?

@Tekeee Falling knives

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@SharpFootball Get 8 friends, share it, and buy one per inning 👍

those last few beers will be 90 degrees & full of bugs by the end of games this summer and who wants to sit with this massive contraption on their lap for 3 hours this is terrible

@MissJilianne Without full understanding of what happened it's tough to say. Driver could have accelerated for all we know. Others let FSD navigate that same turn without issue so I'm just assuming there is more going on 🤷

If Autopilot and Full Self-Driving were truly flawless, there wouldn’t be Cybertrucks crashing because a driver failed to intervene, there wouldn’t be a critical error to begin with. Seems pretty clear to me.

@SamaHoole A lot of conditions that benefit from early detection don't have symptoms. Doesn't hurt to have it checked once a year!

@JonathanOC Haven't done blood work. Don't see the point in doing so, unless I feel like something is wrong with me.

The RDAs don't apply on carnivore. Because it's a different fuel state with different needs. The fewer carbs you eat, the less Vitamin C you need. The less seed oil you eat, the less Vitamin E you need. The less Omega 6 you eat, the less Omega 3 you need. The less sugar you eat, the less magnesium you need. The fewer vegetables you eat, the less sodium you need. The fewer phytates and oxalates you eat, the less calcium you need. The RDAs are written for the person following a high-carb inflammatory diet. Those rules don't apply to carnivore. So don't fret if you're not maxxing Cronometer.

@mrtyler_7 @AngelsFaithful It's Thursday

@AngelsFaithful What happened

Everything bad happens to Anaheim

@ChefReactions Where and how does one eat this at a baseball game? Do they at least cut it up for you? 😅

@ja3k_ I wonder if it will drive EV adoption. Sure we have electrical grid issues too but at least we're not at the mercy of rando mullahs deciding to upend the market at any moment.

Idk why gas prices are so culturally salient in america. You could drive an hour a day and it probably comes to less than $3k/year. Is it because they put the price on billboards along the road?

@mpopv @ja3k_ They should make Starbucks post the price per gallon 😅

@ja3k_ Americans despise paying for stuff. Absolutely can’t stand it. Along that single dimension we might actually be the most anti capitalist country on earth

@RestrictedDaily The 24/7 cable shows killed the News. Sucks.

Huey Lewis & the News were everywhere… hit after hit, sound of the 80s… then one day it just kinda went quiet. Ever catch yourself wondering whatever happened to Huey Lewis?

@MattfromKC 🤣🤣 @TheFFBallers @AndyHolloway @JasonMoore @FFHitman

Andy Reid when the Chiefs run a play called “Tater tot hot dog” that nets a first down:

@forallcurious Your account is called "All day Astronomy" and you can't tell the difference between a meteor and a rocket launch?

BREAKING🚨: What appears to be yet another fireball was spotted in the skies of Los Angeles California, this would be the 6th ‘meteor’ sighting this week.

@Gene_February @AdamSchefter No because then one stupid GM can ruin a franchise for a decade. They get fired, still get paid, and the fan base suffers.

@AdamSchefter Actually like this idea. Extending the trade window to five years gives aggressive GMs more tools for big swings instead of being artificially limited at three. Should create more movement around the draft — good for parity and excitement

The Cleveland Browns submitted a rule that would allow teams to trade draft picks five years out instead of three.

@AdamSchefter The Browns are not mature enough for that kind of responsibility.

@lets_truck @Sparkpoodle1 Maybe because E. Coli can kill you?

@Sparkpoodle1 Tell me you don't understand the human microbiome without telling me you don't understand the human microbiome. Why are you so afraid of bacteria?

I can not understand what the big deal is with pasteurization? It's literally just heating milk for a set time then rapidly cooling it No chemicals, no high tech equipment, it's just heated milk

@Amelia558rs It's your wedding, wear what you want.

Now I'm two months from the wedding, and my entire bridal party is "gently suggesting" I find something more "classic." My mother-in-law offered to buy me a "proper" dress from David's Bridal. But when I put this on, I see my grandmother's garden, her stories about village celebrations, the culture she left behind when she immigrated. Yes, it's not a traditional white gown. Yes, people might whisper. But isn't a wedding dress supposed to make you feel like the truest version of yourself? I'm torn between keeping peace and keeping this dress that makes my heart sing every time I look at those embroidered birds