Jonathan Scott

Classic Americano fuels my morning ambition. Ready to conquer the day! @Namecheap #NCCoffeeDay

Stay Awake #INSOMNIACTELEVISION @wowsuperheroes @katiemariejones & @paolamayfield after #SNL on #NBC #lasvegas Saturday 1am #comedy #talkshow #lasvegas #LateNight #comedy Saturday 1am #TUNEIN

Mickey Rooney was born on Christmas and his real name was Joe Yule! Merry Christmas!

@MrGeorgeWallace No Nipping George

Reminder to Jack Frost that I am in no mood and any nipping at my nose will get your ass throat-punched and so forth.

Free Show Tonight! SAT NOV 30 @ciaobellaband @SilverSevensLV 8:30-12am

@MrGeorgeWallace Thank YOU Dr. Wallace

So thankful to make folks laugh for a living. What a blessing. Hope your day is full of love and whatnot.

@JackieMartling @HyattPrinceton @WorldRecordPod Oh sure, they get to play "Stump the Joke Man". We get bupkis

why are Pilgrims' pants always falling down? their belt buckles are on their hats. * 7:30pm this Saturday I'll see you at "Catch A Rising Star" @HyattPrinceton Princeton NJ * gonna have a rousing round of "Stump The Joke Man," don't miss it * (516) 922-WINE ! @WorldRecordPod

@FlavorFlav Two greats

I LOVE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

POISONOUS SNAKE BITES and RADIO FAILS in Florida! youtube.com/shorts/szrkEAj… via @YouTube

@MrGeorgeWallace What's "flummoxed"?

Why do places have Happy Hour but not hours for other emotions? This is a missed opportunity. "All y'all flummoxed folks be sure to meet at McGee's Pub at 3pm! 2 for 1 drinks for the flummoxed and whatnot!"

@TMathSports Mine too! What the ___ck (heck?)

This has been my worst betting month ever by far. Also, I do track my bets! Linked in my bio

@TMathSports @DKSportsbook @DraftKings Whoops! I took Pats too. Mistake! Time for longer walk! ❤️

Walking Bets sponsored by @DKSportsbook @DraftKings TNF Patriots vs Jets Pats +6 -108 Rhamondre Stevenson O 2.5 Rec -155 Stevenson O 65.5 Rushing -115 Douglas O 2.5 Receptions -160 Jets O 2.5 Sacks -125 All Odds Subject to change #DKPartner

#DaBears SURVIVED!!! 🥹😭🙌🏼 a @ChicagoBears Parody Song 🎬🐻⬇️🕺🏻 BEARS WIN! 1-0... 16 to go... 🍻 #NFL l #Week1

@TMathSports Panthers

NFL Week 1 which team that was the biggest disappointment?

@TMathSports @DraftKings @DKSportsbook Finally won on SF and Over #mnf Pats? Who thought?

Walking Bets with @DraftKings @DKSportsbook Nationals RL Pallante U 5.5 Hits Redsox F5 ML Mariners ML Lopez U 7.5 Ks #DKpartner

@TMathSports You ROCK @TMathSports a Network should swoop you up! Go Cubbies!

White Board Wins! Cubs vs Marlins NRFI

@MrGeorgeWallace #cookieswantcookies

We grew up so poor we could only watch Bert or Ernie.