Jonathan Holcomb

@judgeofthecourt Courtney & Jonathan NYC revival tour?

well now i HAVE to go to ny for my birthday to catch this + the last five years

Getting told the time in military time

@judgeofthecourt Excuse me?!?! How did I not know about any of these?

JUSTIN LONG?!?!?! this just shook me to my core

Don't worry everyone. In these turbulent times one thing remains the same! People still stand up as soon as the plane lands...

I watched the trailer for the new Clifford movie and was sobbing for like 5 minutes after.... "Hey Google find me a therapist"

A Bones day on a Saturday?! #bonesday #blessed

I get uncontrollable urges to watch Oceans 8 sometimes

@outerspacegr4ce Which one? I'm ready to let the tears roll

Never Have I Ever cried so much from a netflix series omg 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Who needs scary movies when you can listen to true crime podcasts while you walk your dog on an empty college campus at 10pm?

A click bate article had the nerve to come on my fbook saying "Everything Wrong with Enchanted". I would just like to know where they got the AUDACITY?!

Somehow I made it to Yo-Yo Tiktok

@outerspacegr4ce Show your superiority, get a pelaton

If they have a "no" or a "sometimes" next to the 🍷 in their hinge profile... it's not gonna work out

Slept through some alarms last week. Now my anxiety be waking me up at 3am just to make sure I'm awake for 6:30am shift

A single person in their mid 20s drinking game. January 2nd, take a shot for every engagement that appeared on your timeline between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. Die

Just forgot that I finished a bottle of wine and spent like 5 minutes looking for it to get a refill. Merry Christmas!

Nothing gives me more anxiety than walking into my hometown Walmart

After watching Schitt's Creek, if I end an email with "warmest regards" just know those regards are ice cold and I'm pissed at you

I'll always be thankful that I'm not a T-Swift gay