@jaubreyYT Dude what if it was actually a roller coaster on the WH lawn, though? That would be pretty lit.
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Jonathon Wright
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Everything is so stupid all the time
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Construction is underway on a temporary arena that will host the UFC Freedom 250 fight card n the South Lawn of the White House 📸 REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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@R_YayOFFICIAL A buddy of mine once said "Why do you white folks take so long to just say goodbye?" And few statements have made me think as deeply as that one did
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@fleshsimulator I thought about it, but technically not a bona-fide, and also didnt think feeding the delusions would end up as fun as it sounded in my head
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Not a single person posted one and not a single person was blocked
☭𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𓅊 (purged)@PurgedMaoist
I'm requiring all Simulators to post a fridge pic to participate in the dialogue. No exceptions. You have until midnight. Otherwise, you'll be muted or blocked. I've got stuff to do today, so I won't be checking till later. Get it done! Love you guys🤍
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@cormachayden_ Ya know most people try to make sure their shit works BEFORE pushing it massively to the public widescale. Just for future reference.
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We are hiring to help rebuild Oasis.
Every part of our stack and methodology is being questioned and redesigned from the ground up.
Seeking world-class engineers and scientists driven to build the transparent health intelligence platform used and trusted by billions to stay informed.
Priority hires: senior backend engineers to scale our infrastructure, health scientists to ensure accuracy, and operators to coordinate execution
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@fleshsimulator It's one of those things that if it WAS true wouldn't be the most shocking news I've heard
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Either you are knowingly making a false accusation of a federal crime
Or you actually do think I am a dangerous and violent arms dealer in which case ???
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Are you accusing me of being a fucking arms dealer
☭𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𓅊 (purged)@PurgedMaoist
I expected the psychotic online tough guy FunkoPop-47 merchant to show up and try to get physical. Yes. That's what your fans were creaming themselves over. Go look at your replies when you said "I'll be there"
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@BigDickBarclay The first couple are good for even just a watch, after that though I'd say it's worth it. I didn't HATE it. Definitely less entertaining shows out there, but Kripke just lost the plot. Sad when your own actors have to beg you to stay on track.
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@CattardSlim "Fake and gay" like DOGE and his bestie-ship with daddy trump
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@JoelWBerry Presidents have been doing that with the largest platform on earth for decades, on both sides, and tend to get praised for doing so by a great many. Colbert told shitty jokes. No one died because of his bad jokes specifically. Past and present Presidents cant say the same.
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It’s truly sinful what Colbert did. He took a platform others built to entertain Americans and used it to scornfully divide them instead.
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@CattardSlim Seems like instead of a ball room, theyd be better served building a dedicated data center to assist with the production of this slop garbage
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Things are so fucking shitty under Trump that he's been forced to come back to Twitter to try win back all the Maga Morons with stupid memes & AI slop.
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
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@WhiteHouse Maybe instead of a ballroom this admin would be better served with a white house dedicated data center with as much AI slop bullshit being pumped out of the White House right now
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@nothinbutlag Ah so YOU'RE who I blame for Elon rolling out Starlink Mobile service plans in NEW ZEALAND FIRST. AS AN AMERICAN COMPANY. When America has some of the most densely populated deadzones you can think of, universe forbid. Fuck you. End the deadzone madness. Flip the switch.
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Atheists,
I have claimed T-Mobile and it is ours now.
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@BigDickBarclay It's like people can't read. Stain LESS steel. Not NeverRusts Steel.
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@fleshsimulator I read it as he missed the word "sized hole" also like a retard.. but. Ya know.
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@fleshsimulator Yyooo Save the Whales Foundation shoutout. So few decent charities are legit nowadays and they seem to be from what I can tell
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You literally tried to use me *not* posting about you between 5/1 (when we rolled maoist up in the blunt and made falcon finance smoke it) and 5/10 as "proof" I was trying duck the boxing match that hadn't even been publicly announced yet
Guess what? We ground up falcon finance into nuggies and I'm beating you within an inch of your life on a livestream for charity (I pick save the whales) on halloween
I hung a beanbag chair from the ceiling and I've been hitting that to get used to the lack of rebound
☭𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𓅊 (purged)@PurgedMaoist
@slstrm_dsgn @fleshsimulator Ask flesh why he posted about Maoist daily after getting him deplatformed and I'll give you my answer.
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@DonutOperator I did this with a whole bone in chicken, had that for a couple days, and then made soup of what was left and it was dinner for over a week.
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I see a couple comments saying “I don’t have time”. Throw some stuff in your slow cooker the night before or before your shift on low.
Boom, delicious meal for 2 days at least.
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@fleshsimulator @BigJonnyQuest The fact push notifications thinks stupid celebrity bs is worthy of setting off my phone multiple times a day and I had to log onto Twitter to find out about actual terrorism is what chills me more than thing itself. Im convinced RU could invade and dissemination would take days
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@BigJonnyQuest yeah that story sent a chill down my spine that hasnt left
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@Whaddyabaying @EthanWinters529 Merchant selection > Duke selection
Maybe if you'd been around.. stranger
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@FnRockydude @knowyourmeme Water bugs are still bugs. Tasty. But still bugs.
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@knowyourmeme As someone who loves shrimp and occasionally eats bugs
Barely. They aren't bugs
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On this day 3 years ago, Redditor u/Lewbular posted a photograph of a tattoo above his knee that reads, "shrimps is bugs" to the /r/TattooDesigns subreddit.
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@knowyourmeme Shrimps IS bugs. As is lobsters. And crabs. All water bugs. Tasty. But still bugs.
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