Jonathon Wright

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Jonathon Wright

Jonathon Wright

@JonathonWr27849

Katılım Nisan 2023
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Jonathon Wright
Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@jaubreyYT Dude what if it was actually a roller coaster on the WH lawn, though? That would be pretty lit.
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@R_YayOFFICIAL A buddy of mine once said "Why do you white folks take so long to just say goodbye?" And few statements have made me think as deeply as that one did
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R-Yay@R_YayOFFICIAL·
I just had a job interview over the phone. At the end, the guy said "take care", and I said, "goodbye". Then, as I hung up, I heard him say the "buh" in "buh-bye". I cut him off. Am I screwed?
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@fleshsimulator I thought about it, but technically not a bona-fide, and also didnt think feeding the delusions would end up as fun as it sounded in my head
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@cormachayden_ Ya know most people try to make sure their shit works BEFORE pushing it massively to the public widescale. Just for future reference.
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Cormac@cormachayden_·
We are hiring to help rebuild Oasis. Every part of our stack and methodology is being questioned and redesigned from the ground up. Seeking world-class engineers and scientists driven to build the transparent health intelligence platform used and trusted by billions to stay informed. Priority hires: senior backend engineers to scale our infrastructure, health scientists to ensure accuracy, and operators to coordinate execution
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@fleshsimulator It's one of those things that if it WAS true wouldn't be the most shocking news I've heard
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Flesh Simulator@fleshsimulator·
Either you are knowingly making a false accusation of a federal crime Or you actually do think I am a dangerous and violent arms dealer in which case ???
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@BigDickBarclay The first couple are good for even just a watch, after that though I'd say it's worth it. I didn't HATE it. Definitely less entertaining shows out there, but Kripke just lost the plot. Sad when your own actors have to beg you to stay on track.
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HVAC Barclay@BigDickBarclay·
As a whole is the boys worth a hate watch?
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Cuckturd@CattardSlim·
Trump & Elon Musk are what happens when a bunch of losers constantly tell rich losers that they're smart, funny, & good looking.
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@JoelWBerry Presidents have been doing that with the largest platform on earth for decades, on both sides, and tend to get praised for doing so by a great many. Colbert told shitty jokes. No one died because of his bad jokes specifically. Past and present Presidents cant say the same.
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Joel Berry@JoelWBerry·
It’s truly sinful what Colbert did. He took a platform others built to entertain Americans and used it to scornfully divide them instead.
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@CattardSlim Seems like instead of a ball room, theyd be better served building a dedicated data center to assist with the production of this slop garbage
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Cuckturd@CattardSlim·
Things are so fucking shitty under Trump that he's been forced to come back to Twitter to try win back all the Maga Morons with stupid memes & AI slop.
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@WhiteHouse Maybe instead of a ballroom this admin would be better served with a white house dedicated data center with as much AI slop bullshit being pumped out of the White House right now
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@nothinbutlag Ah so YOU'RE who I blame for Elon rolling out Starlink Mobile service plans in NEW ZEALAND FIRST. AS AN AMERICAN COMPANY. When America has some of the most densely populated deadzones you can think of, universe forbid. Fuck you. End the deadzone madness. Flip the switch.
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justin butlag@nothinbutlag·
Atheists, I have claimed T-Mobile and it is ours now.
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@fleshsimulator Yyooo Save the Whales Foundation shoutout. So few decent charities are legit nowadays and they seem to be from what I can tell
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Flesh Simulator
Flesh Simulator@fleshsimulator·
You literally tried to use me *not* posting about you between 5/1 (when we rolled maoist up in the blunt and made falcon finance smoke it) and 5/10 as "proof" I was trying duck the boxing match that hadn't even been publicly announced yet Guess what? We ground up falcon finance into nuggies and I'm beating you within an inch of your life on a livestream for charity (I pick save the whales) on halloween I hung a beanbag chair from the ceiling and I've been hitting that to get used to the lack of rebound
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☭𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𓅊 (purged)@PurgedMaoist

@slstrm_dsgn @fleshsimulator Ask flesh why he posted about Maoist daily after getting him deplatformed and I'll give you my answer.

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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@DonutOperator I did this with a whole bone in chicken, had that for a couple days, and then made soup of what was left and it was dinner for over a week.
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Donut Operator 🍩
Donut Operator 🍩@DonutOperator·
I see a couple comments saying “I don’t have time”. Throw some stuff in your slow cooker the night before or before your shift on low. Boom, delicious meal for 2 days at least.
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@fleshsimulator @BigJonnyQuest The fact push notifications thinks stupid celebrity bs is worthy of setting off my phone multiple times a day and I had to log onto Twitter to find out about actual terrorism is what chills me more than thing itself. Im convinced RU could invade and dissemination would take days
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Ethan Winters
Ethan Winters@EthanWinters529·
This was NOT a good day, guys 🫩
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Classic Rocky@FnRockydude·
@knowyourmeme As someone who loves shrimp and occasionally eats bugs Barely. They aren't bugs
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Know Your Meme
Know Your Meme@knowyourmeme·
On this day 3 years ago, Redditor u/Lewbular posted a photograph of a tattoo above his knee that reads, "shrimps is bugs" to the /r/TattooDesigns subreddit.
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Jonathon Wright@JonathonWr27849·
@knowyourmeme Shrimps IS bugs. As is lobsters. And crabs. All water bugs. Tasty. But still bugs.
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