Jonny Mazz

@JesseRogersESPN it’s not alcohol. He blew a 0.0. He failed to do a urine test @TylerAki_

@metraUPW Move the vehicle

UPW inbound trains are back on the move operating up to 30 minutes behind schedule and outbound trains remain stopped near Berkeley due to a vehicle struck by train #49.

@metraUPW Move the vehicle

UPW train #55 scheduled to depart Ogilvie Transportation Center at 5:40 pm, will not operate due to train #49 striking a vehicle. Train #59 will be the next train to accommodate passengers to Elburn.

Broncos should have called Phillip Rivers.

@CincinnatiZoo Happy birthday, Fiona!

It was too cold for Fiona to celebrate her birthday outside today, so her care team brought the party to her! Fiona enjoyed a juicy watermelon today to celebrate her 9th birthday! 🍉 🍰 🦛 🎉

@sportsrapport You’ve obviously never been to a game there

The Bears want to get rid of this scene, and host games in a dome, so they can sell PSLs and have more luxury suites and own surrounding real estate. Seems suboptimal for everyone but the owners.

A source at the PGA Tour confirms ESPN"s report that Brooks Koepka has applied for reinstatement to the PGA Tour. He's coming back.

@MadsPosting Many things

mom brought out the family christmas album and asked about what happened to her happy boy

@WaddleandSilvy I left last night’s game early but watched the rest from Kitty O’Sheas and I also left that cubs game early and watched the grand slam from Sheffield’s. I may be the problem

The only other game I compare to this is the Bote grand slam walk off game. The #Cubs were horseshit offensively all game that night & won on SNB in dramatic fashion. #DaBears struggled all game offensively too. But… It didn’t happen against the Green Bay Packers. AMAZING.

I love this effort

@CHSN_Blackhawks @Panger40 Are these the Chicago announcers?

THE MAN OF THE HOUR 🤩 Connor Bedard spoke to Rick Ball and @Panger40 following his 4-point game vs. Calgary

@barstoolsports @barstoolchicago Is this the @NHLBlackhawks announcers?

CONNOR BEDARD IS TIED FOR THE NHL LEAD IN POINTS @barstoolchicago

I think we need Bagent in. We haven’t talked about him enough

Look at this package that just came in! I love doing Cameos for fantasy football drafts so much they gave me a belt for my efforts! Thank you to everyone who got a Cameo this fantasy draft season and thank you to everyone at @BookCameo! Love you guys!

Where is the @JeffJoniak call of the fumble late and then the walk off field goal? Maybe the last 5 minutes of the game. Need to listen on the way to work @WaddleandSilvy

@NFLAUNZ @LevisStadium @NFL @WaddleandSilvy it’s here

32 teams. One goal. One destination. All roads lead to Super Bowl LX at @LevisStadium.

@AdamSchefter @DavidMulugheta @AthletesFirst @MLuchs30 this is Bullshit

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers. Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

@MLuchs30 Montez Shit

@JonnyMazz13 Tyrique Stevenson?

I’m telling myself the Lions have way more players on their roster they need to pay than the Packers do.

Holy smokes the bears may go 0-17