Jonny Oatmeal

@LeaderOfHorde Bogdan is the best. Hey buddy, who makes the best sandwich?

@dogwoodblooms Did eating a dick come up? Is that a possibility? Because that bitch, and her buddies can eat a dick.

No. I can’t imagine living in an American HOA that bans flying the symbol of our country because they worry it might trigger others. I’m patriotic. I get emotional during firework displays on July 4th. I swell with pride when I hear the Star Spangled Banner. And I cry when the Statue of Liberty walks down the street in Ghostbusters II. And that’s not something that developed as I’ve aged. I was 7 years old when Ghostbusters II came out - I cried the first time I saw it. I may not have had the words to tell you why, but it was because at even such a young age, I believed 100% in what America stands for: liberty, small government, and equality for all. In 2026, more than 20% of Americans claim they’re not proud to be American. How sad is that? It’s Memorial Day weekend. And not just any Memorial Day weekend - but the Memorial Day weekend of our Bisesquicentennial, and there are people ashamed of how we got here? Not me. We live in the greatest republic that’s ever existed. It was built on the backs of farmers, mechanics, and backwoodsmen. Explorers. Inventors. Sailors. And soldiers. People who were sneered at by the British elites of 1776. We fought a war amongst ourselves to end human bondage and give civil rights to all. We’ve fought in two world wars, one of which literally ended a genocide. Then we came home and built a superpower the likes of which the world has never seen. And our people? We are the most giving in the world. We donate, not just to our own - but abroad too. I am proud of that. It’s why I signed One Small Step’s pledge to publicly stand behind the freedoms, opportunities, and sacrifices that have shaped the country that I love so much. 🇺🇸❤️

@AlConklin @WBTV @WxVillegas @wbtv got better when that jabronie Eric Thomas retired and you took over. However, your stance on livermush makes me wonder how cool you really are.

@AlConklin @WBTV @WxVillegas That is funny Al.

With this First Alert weather radar feature on the @wbtv weather app I wonder if we really need @AlConklin anymore? Or any of the other weather staff. Except for @WxVillegas.

Samuel Henderson, the autistic student with Tourette syndrome who has a knack for perfectly imitating the sounds of over 50 types of birds.

@HornetsReddit #4 is way low. Way way low. That guy is better than gravy and biscuits at your grandmother's house .

Eric Collins ranked #4 on Sports Illustrated's list of the five best NBA announcers! 🎙️ 1. Mike Breen 2. Kevin Harlan 3. Ian Eagle 4. Eric Collins 5. Ryan Ruocco

You mean they were all really friends?

@TheCinesthetic Ok. Not only are the lines and the actor the best. When you use those lines and character to shape how you deal with people it becomes part of society.

Doc Holliday in Tombstone (1993) honestly feels like one of those performances that should’ve gotten Val Kilmer an Oscar nomination at the very least. He completely takes over the movie every time he’s on screen.

@mrmikeMTL Billy Joel.

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

@Puppieslover Poop.

@Puppieslover Do they eat homeless popp? If they do then they are going to thrive.

Did you know The San Francisco Garter Snake is known as the most beautiful snake in the U.S. It has been on the endangered species since 1967, and scientists estimate only 1,000 to 2,000 remain.

@washghost1 Look. Go up to anybody, and I mean anybody, who is 40 or older and tell them you are Boss Hogg.

Legend

@dogwoodblooms Check this out.

@JonnyOatmeal I would love that ❤️

No Southern division today. We can squabble about BBQ later. Right now, the South unites and we mourn as one. 💔

@dogwoodblooms One of these days we can have a talk about my Aunt Hope. She was the best.

@JonnyOatmeal That is the cutest thing ever! 🥹

@BlueFarty65965 @Chris_Yabba @HornetsLead You gonna offer him a kidney?

@JonnyOatmeal @Chris_Yabba @HornetsLead Man, don't bust on Zo like that. He got an offer to go to a team that offered him a plan that lead to a ton of all star and dpoy awards and he won a title...he was a great player, great Hornet... but he and LJ didn't jive and the rest of the team was meh. Can't blame him

Gerald Wallace is the answer and he’s pretty much the answer every year when this question pops up. Give us Crash.

@dogwoodblooms Reason the richies ran it through the OBX.

You know what else helps anxiety and insecurity? Rum. 💁🏼‍♀️ It works even better if it's made in the Old North State, like Cape Fear Distillery’s Coconut Rum Cream. Have y’all tried it yet? I think I’ll make a Painkiller before Spaces tonight. 🤘🏼

@4thOfJuly365 I don't dip any pizza. However, I grew up in the late 80s early 90s.... This is something I saw my peers do... I was never in on that movement, but I understand why my friends were doing it..I just liked eating the regular pizza.

We ordered pizza at work today, and one of my coworkers wanted to puke when they saw me dip my pepperoni slice in ranch dressing. Does anybody have my back on this, or is something really wrong with me?

@Chris_Yabba @HornetsLead 'Zo left on his own accord bud. Didn't want to be here. That makes a difference in winning and all.

@HornetsLead What a dumb answer. It's obviously Alonzo. Do you even know ball? I gotta unfollow this idiot.