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SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU MEET SMOKE AND DRINK, AND SOMETIMES THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS

when you grew up evangelical and you watch a cult documentary and see something you used to believe:

@OGGirthGod Will you fight or will you toad?

Its me

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Anyone remember the #XMen comic we were in?

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If you fly and don’t have noise cancelling headphones in this day and age, I don’t understand how you deal with screaming kids

I haven’t seen the homies in @Young_Medicine in over three years. Help @BeardedMammoth, you’re my only hope 💧

Overhear boomers talking about calling customer service out of context and immediately go into fight or flight

me if i ever met @elonmusk

…that looks good AF, time to let my blood run dew again…

Being called a millennial when you’re a millennial feels like being called gay when you are gay.

SNL was COOKING last night 😂😂😂 “We’re down 2-0 Suzanne”

This is the greatest tweet in history.

I like to eat penne with marinara sauce, all with a spoon. I hope this makes you cringe.

@metalcoregaymer We’ve got four seasons: wind, humidity, wind 2.0, ice

@JonnySV 😭 i want seasons!

Okay it’s the middle of November im beyond ready for it to stop being 88 outside every day.

@OGGirthGod As someone who isn’t afraid to spend money for an experience, it’s too much for this one folks

I wouldnt be able to enjoy a live show I spent more than $150 for in full.

If I can escape this hellhole, imma try. Hit me up over there 🖤