Jonny Shitbag

Hello again! We have a new album out on May 3rd on Hidden Bay records. Available to pre-order here: hiddenbayrecords.bandcamp.com

@Stuandsar @samuel_leeds the woke mind virus? Fuck sake

Everyone returns, it had no soul. No wildlife. No countryside. They don’t like music. They don’t like affection. They don’t like alcohol. They slaughter by Halal only. I would not visit let alone live. You have a large platform You have a good net worth You could have stayed and helped the uk Be the uk we all grew up in. It will turn around. The woke mind virus & mass migration has Destroyed the uk.

I’ve moved my entire family to Dubai. We can live here for life. Our kids can be born here. Their kids can be born here too. And none of us will ever be citizens ❌ No voting. No control over the system. And that’s exactly why it works. Only around 9% of the population are Emirati citizens. Yet they control their borders, their taxes, their culture, and their future. Imagine if anyone could move here and vote. It would slowly become the UK. High taxes. Broken systems. Short term thinking. Dubai does the opposite. It attracts talent. It attracts capital. It attracts ambition. But it never gives up control. You’re free to earn. Free to build. Free to invest. But ownership of the country stays with the people who built it. That’s not oppression. That’s intelligent design. Most countries sell control for votes. Dubai protects control and invites value. Do you agree? Would you move your family to Dubai? PS: There is one exception people always mention. If one of my daughters married an Emirati, she could apply for citizenship. The catch? 7 years of marriage if they have children. 10 years if they don’t. Nothing is given easily here. And that’s exactly the point. #dubai #uae #dubailife #wealth #freedom #future

@samuel_leeds Shitty golf club full of pricks in the desert. Fine if you're a soulless capitalist oily golf prick , maybe

@jj_bull Does it make a difference that the onfield decision was offside? I wonder, had the goal been given, if they would have considered that too close to overturn the refs decision. But as it was flagged offside, perhaps the opposite is true- not clear enough to overturn linesman?

is this offside though

@univcadiz A que hora empieza el concierto? Puertas a las 20, pero la banda...? Muchas gracias!

🎸 Peter Buck (R.E.M.) en Cádiz. Su nuevo proyecto, “Drink The Sea”, aterriza en el Campus Rock este 2 de diciembre. 🕗 20:00 h 📍 Constitución 1812 🎟 20 € / 15 € comunidad UCA Rock internacional, sonido global y una noche para recordar 🤘

@CasperHeyzeus Yes please

Working on music again I'd you want to hear a nutter speak shite

Power pop meets indie punk in this release from a former Shitbag and his Spanish pals. bahtheband.bandcamp.com/album/a-shot-o…

@CasperHeyzeus Be Good Tanyas. Nae that weird, but good. Waiting Around to Die.

Music peeps, hit me up with some folk music recommendations. The weirder side of folk, preferably

Quality Christmas single from former Shitbags dontfollowthesheepfollowthedonkeys …thesheepfollowthedonkeys.bandcamp.com/album/icy-curl… #indie #indierock #lofi #ChristmasSongs

@CasperHeyzeus SoundCloud min. Great stuff. Will have a look at the Bandcamp too.

@JonnyShitbag Is it the new stuff on soundcloud or the ep that's on bandcamp? Either way thanks dude affa chuffed

Demoing some new songs for don'tfollowthesheepfollowthedonkeys Listen to Icy curls curl 071024.wav by Creedence Clearwater Urinal on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/dpXqU #indie #bedroompop #diy #lofi #scottishmusic #jonnyshitbag #dontfollowthesheep

@CasperHeyzeus This Granite Skull tune I'm listening to right now, you know the one, starts off like the KLF Chill Out and then these massive drums come in... Fookin ace

@JonnyShitbag It's ah aboot the misadventures of Nahmin the barbarian (altho its instrumental 😅)

@CasperHeyzeus Great, will give those a listen. Love the name Granite Skull

@JonnyShitbag The vocals were almost a hybrid of Thom yorke and Billy corgan at points. Put out an ep under the name "granite skull" and an album under "altar of dionysus" heyzeus music not so much tho I stuck a couple of demos up on soundcloud

@CasperHeyzeus Thanks min, much appreciated. Have you got any new stuff in the pipeline?

@JonnyShitbag Really dig it

Check out some new tunes from some former Shitbags, here: …thesheepfollowthedonkeys.bandcamp.com/album/dontfoll… More coming soon! #jonnyshitbagandthesmokes #lofi #pop #indie #punk #diy

Well, if you fancy checking it out, some of the shitbags finally made a new album, with a catchy new band name. Haha. …thesheepfollowthedonkeys.bandcamp.com/album/dontfoll…

Does anyone remember Jonny Shitbag and the Smokes?

@CasperHeyzeus Sound min. We remember you, too. In fact, we/I/they were thinking of you just the other day, reading an article about whether or not jet fuel can melt steel beams :) Hope all's good!

@JonnyShitbag Aye

This isn't a post I'd ever thought I'd make, but my dad Andy Bonnes has gone missing. If anyone sees him please get in touch me, or the police. He doesn't have his phone and was last seen at 9am on Tuesday. I hope social media can rally together and find him and get him home safe

*MISSING PERSON APPEAL* It only takes 3.2 seconds to RT this, and help locate Sue Gray, 63, of London, last seen on the 18th February 2022.

@iknowjojo @tweeteuan I love it