Jonny Bryant

#KyivDiary Day 41 Bucha: Vladimir Putin's Corpse Factory At Work

@CadburyUK won’t be buying anymore of your child labour chocolate. Such a shame. Used to be such a good British company before bought out.

@TheGillsFC U need a fans belt

Safe trip to Sunderland, lads. Be seeing you. 👌 P.S. Anyone got some WD40? #Gills

@cubensis00 @SkyNews Let’s save time for everyone. Answer: no.

@SkyNews If I had worked my way through the industry and was now at sky news and was being made to write stories like this, I'd wanna top myself

Could Rihanna's charm bracelet reveal her baby's due date? news.sky.com/story/could-ri…

Staggering

@NoContextBrits Awkward

Describe the UK in one word.

@johnsweeneyroar #KyivDiary reports. Insightful. Brave.

@NoContextHumans Not funny. Poor kid.

#KyivDiary Day 19 British government: pull your finger out.

When u drop the soap in an empty bath.

To Vladimir Putin.

@HighwaysSEAST Absolutely ridiculous trucks thundering down are lane shaking houses. This is not an appropriate diversion for trucks awful careless planning

Some planned closures in the region tonight: 20:00 - 06:00 #M20 westbound J7 to J6 #A27 both directions #Hangleton to #Holmbush 21:00 - 06:00 #M27 westbound J7 to J4 #M27 eastbound J7 to J8 Info on all closures nationally here: nationalhighways.co.uk/travel-updates… #WeAreWorkingForYou

@TheLastLeg how to look like Alan partridge vol 3 #matthandcockalbum

@mralistairgreen 😂 brilliant!

I'm done saving the Queen if the Queen's saving Andrew.

@elonmusk Because it’s not news they are reporting. It’s propaganda and distraction.

Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?” It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.

Why is the “traditional” media such a relentless hatestream? Real question.

@BorisJohnson For Christ sake don’t press any buttons you absolute clown.

Levelling up means bringing better transport to more places. I’m in Blackpool seeing the upgrades to the historic tram network, extending the line and making it easier for locals and visitors to access the town.

Boris Johnson is using the Ukraine crisis as a human shield to protect him from partygate #Echobox=1643872873" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">inews.co.uk/opinion/column…

@AldiUK you Sell lovely taco mixed beans but u don’t sell taco shells? Odd one that aldi

@JamesMoir10 That’s amazing

Two owls.