Jonny Justice

@OptaJoe Bench warmer

1 - David Raya led all goalkeepers for both saves (154) and save percentage (77%) in the Premier League last season; he is the only goalkeeper to top both categories in a single campaign in the competition since this data is available (2003-04, minimum 10 starts). Obstacle.

Get that biased bald prick Murphy off Man Utd commentaries @talkSPORT

@OfficialFPL Benched him 🥹

Rodri (£5.5m) produced his best return in #FPL with a 13-point haul thanks to a goal and an assist ⚽️🅰️ Selected by just 188,887 managers, 14 Man City players are more highly-owned than him 🤯

Winchester hairdresser Giuseppe Manco shortlisted for national award dlvr.it/StVCSY

@buddydog61 @dailyecho Every evening at dusk. Honk if horny

@dailyecho are you now trying to advertise this activity?- what a bizarre piece of journalism, next you’ll be publishing the dates and times too!!!

There are a number of spots around Southampton that have been used as dogging spots, including Southampton Common and the Centurion Business Park dlvr.it/StG0mX

@dailyecho At what point did someone think it was a good idea to publish an article of this nature?

@mrtein @dailyecho Fear-peddling for the sake of it, state of it

@dailyecho Scrapping the barrell for stories again I see. Off on me holls. Oh let me get 10 grand out the cashpoint first

UK holidaymakers are being warned they could face fines of up to £5,000 for taking cash on holiday this summer dlvr.it/StGMgB

@dailyecho Dafuq has this got to do with Southampton news?

Stephen Bear has put his home on the market after being ordered to pay £207,000 in damages to Georgia Harrison after leaking a sex tape. dlvr.it/StGMyP

@premierleague @Persie_Official That pass too 👌🏼😎

Any excuse to watch this outrageous strike again... 🤯 Happy birthday, @Persie_Official! 🥳

@hantschronicle Fkin slow news day

Wetherspoons brings back Strongbow cider to all pubs dlvr.it/StDzfp

@dailyecho More likely to be wearing flippers this summer

Driving in flip flops could break the Highway Code and see you fined £1,000 dlvr.it/StCyGP

@hantschronicle Storm is a noun…

Winchester weather: Strong wind and rain forecast dlvr.it/StDfm0

Southampton restaurant Stakks in the Marlands Shopping Centre flips more than 10,000 pancakes a month dlvr.it/St9j1R

I'm A Celebrity approach Liz Truss as Boris Johnson rejects dlvr.it/StBV0W

@hantschronicle Nice headline.

Farnham died after car crash on A31, inquest hears dlvr.it/StBVVz

@TMuk_news He’s still at Arsenal? Wow

Nicolas Pépé is reportedly set to terminate his contract with Arsenal and join Besiktas on a free transfer 😳

@dailyecho Love a local news story.

Managers and staff at the Burnt Post in Styvechale, Coventry were left baffled after receiving a negative review over a 'lack of burnt post.' dlvr.it/SszW7D

@hantschronicle Crikey, a story with a link to somewhere local.

Palace incident sparks novel from ex-Fleet Street reporter dlvr.it/SsyMXv

@dailyecho I’m sure the police have got this… oh hang on 🤦🏼‍♂️ twitter.com/bbcsouthnews/s…

Officers are trawling through CCTV footage after hundreds of teenagers threw chairs and bottles from Bella Italia, Southampton into the road dlvr.it/SstDW8

Figures reveal 83% of burglaries went unsolved by Hampshire police across the 2022/2023 financial year, according to the Home Office. It was the worst-performing police force in the country. bbc.in/3rTtHt2