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@dave43law Avoiding prison syndrome is a real thing, some people do it for years.😁

I'm sorry - is the baby resting on her brain.........

@designmom You could mess a lot of shit up by restricting air access or pouring water down ventilation shafts, the only safe place for billionaires is on the moon. 😁

A whole lot of people who will never have access to a bunker are furious that I said bunkers are dumb.

@DeiniolCarter @Morwenmair @AndrewRTDavies Mad how people think names are just random words. I was taxiing and somebody wanted to go to the bridge end pub in Llangollen, I don’t know where it is, he said. I replied, probably at the end of the bridge and he looked at me like I had just discovered fire. 😁

@AndrewRTDavies Absolute arsehole. Of course the names should be in Cymraeg only. It's high time many stupid English names are no more. It is Cymru not England after all.

Senedd constituency names should not have been Welsh only. I’m standing in the Vale of Glamorgan and Bridgend. On the doorstep, residents have told me the constituency’s official name, “Pen Y Bont Bro Morgannwg”, confuses them. On my campaign material, I’m using the English name.

@MrMatthewTodd @EmpickaLiesel Selfish twats who can’t see beyond their own retirement.

Governments are useless around the world. It’s all businessmen and nothing else. Not health or wellbeing or the vital importance of nature.

Lmao there are billionaires poisoning every facet of our society and making everyone miserable and starting insane wars and incinerating the biosphere and there are people trying to tell me I should be angry at Muslims.

Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse???

@OWS1892 Haul George into a skip. 😁

*Another* Reform arsehole hoping a bum fluff tash will give him that heroic WWII fighter pilot look.

@stuzi_pants @miffythegamer I reckon she’s got 3 CDs, Rumours, Brothers in Arms and Queen’s greatest hits. 😁

I’d call this a win for Romesh and Frankie Boyle No serious or talented comic tries to appeal to the tastes of the Spectator class

@SueSuezep I think most of the patients in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest had a better grasp of reality. 😁

This is real. Amazing isn't it. Beyond belief.

@PeterMooreUSA I’ve said it before so i’m at risk of repeating myself but the World Cup has always been about much more than the football, folks who may never travel anywhere else make lifelong friends with people from the other side of the world. It’s a vital worldwide cultural institution.

This has been bothering me for sometime, and I feel like I need to get it off my chest. The World Cup is meant to be football’s moment to unite the world, but right now, it feels like the opposite.I am sadly old enough to remember the 1966 World Cup, when England played West Germany in the final only two decades after the end of World War II. That game, at least to me as a young lad, felt like it was helping the healing process of a conflict where millions of lives were lost… So as this summer approaches, on one side FIFA continues to push pricing models that put the tournament further out of reach for the very fans who built the game. The soul of football isn’t in corporate sponsorship packages, it’s in the stands, in the communities, in the people who live it every day. On the other, the current stance of the United States government is making that sense of welcome far less certain. When visa access becomes more difficult, when the tone towards parts of the world feels more closed than open, it sends a message, intended or not, about who this World Cup is really for. That really matters. I’ve been incredibly fortunate to attend five World Cups, and each of those were hosted by countries that made you feel welcome and invited you to enjoy the beautiful game in the most amazing manner. Mexico 1986, Italia 90, USA 94, France 98, Germany 2006…all amazing, and those countries greeted you with open arms, and were proud to welcome in the world to enjoy the game at its highest level But you can’t call it the world’s game while quietly narrowing who gets to be part of it. At a time when football could be a rare force for unity in a world that so badly needs it, we’re allowing it to become more exclusive, more controlled, and more divided. This tournament has the chance to be a bridge, like it was in 1966…Instead, it risks becoming a symbol of the very barriers the game is supposed to break down. That’s a profound missed opportunity, and I’m saddened we here in United States are struggling to replicate the welcome and open arms we showed back in 1994. I sincerely hope my fears are misplaced, and that everything will be spectacular, but I can’t help feeling we are on a path towards scoring a huge own goal…

@SaulStaniforth How many outfits do these politicians have? It’s like fucking Mr Ben whenever they leave Westminster. Expecting Kemi to wear a deep diving suit or spacesuit before long. 😁

Kemi Badenoch: "Lets allow UK export finance to start supporting clean energy oil and gas drilling.. we need to make sure we have a sustainable policy that is well thought through" "clean energy oil and gas drilling"

@thebarryhorns The worst bouncers are always sad little people trying to compensate for something in their oversized bodies… The world should have probably slapped them decades ago.

Quite how Israel and "the allies" have gaslighted everyone into thinking this is OK is crazy.

Terrifying geopolitical warning. Journalist Richard Sanders states that eight million Israelis dictating terms to half a billion Arabs and Iranians is a bizarre historical aberration. He warns this unsustainable balance of power will inevitably collapse.

@rebekkarnold An arsehole would have poked their eyes out and shouted the sun’s not bothering you anymore is it..so a fairly peaceful resolution I would say. 😁

Am I the arsehole? I booked and reserved a window seat on the train because I like to spend my train journeys looking out of the window and disassociating, a lady gets on at the next stop and sits in the unreserved seats in front of me…

@commons96055467 The Netherlands once killed and ate a prime minister.

The US is literally disintegrating in front of my eyes, and I don’t know what to do. My European friends, any advice?

@IranDefenceForc I Wanted to before so yes, definitely.

Would you visit Iran once the war is over? Yes or no? 👇

@Paskins_tache @troutman831 Live and let live is my general philosophy but people moving over the border for cheaper housing but then voting against the interests of Welsh people is a bit effing insulting.

That’s probably why Flintshire might fall to The English nationalist anti Welsh brigade. The county is riddled with them.

@cwebbonline It’s a suicide mission and I hope they refuse. Sitting ducks, fish in a barrel, choose your metaphor.

🚨 3500 US troops arrived in the Middle East, and Iran just warned the US against a ground invasion. Folks, keep your eye on Kharg Island. That’s not just land; that’s Iran’s economic lifeline, about 90% of their oil runs through it. If that becomes the target, this escalates fast.

Go on, wake up your Sunday morning, play it loud.

@mehdirhasan @johnandi Unless I witnessed it first hand, I wouldn’t believe he could draw a square.

If you believe this story you may be the dumbest, most gullible person you yourself have ever come across