Joot

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Joot

Joot

@Jontigu

Just arguing with trolls and idiots for fun

Katılım Ağustos 2022
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P.Gonz
P.Gonz@paul_pablo8330·
@j00ny369T Did that for years n it doesn't actually save time. Better off doing it one level at a time
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Johnny@j00ny369T·
This is what high-rise construction looks like. I believe some more safety measures should be applied though… Respect to those workers.
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Aira
Aira@Airaasayss·
How many people are still in the room🤔🤔🤔 Solve honestly in 10 seconds..!!!
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01nd1g3n0u5
01nd1g3n0u5@01nd1g3n0u5·
@InfragilisTee I'd never be able to go into that church without constantly sniggering.
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TeeTee@InfragilisTee·
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i like food
i like food@messedupfoods·
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Smitty🥇
Smitty🥇@Smitty_xyz·
Ok listen to me VERY carefully 1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff" 2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out 3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life 4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you 5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you 6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to 7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home. 8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents 9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you. 10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work 11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first. 12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more. 13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time" 14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance. 15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back FIN
cryptoleon@cryptoleon

broke up with my girlfriend yesterday any advice?

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Zack D. Films
Zack D. Films@zackdfilms1·
Spinning Mt Fuji Like A Beyblade 🤯
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Maelstrom ♒️
Maelstrom ♒️@LMStewarty·
Listen! The way this man understood the assignment…
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
While capturing a family of owls, a photographer unintentionally ended up with the ideal album cover.
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Joot
Joot@Jontigu·
@realcoofy @MaddStreaming @fwmarqix You'd be fine as long as you're respectful, and I'm pretty sure most if not all businesses speak English, especially if you visit a big city like Tokyo
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@MaddStreaming @fwmarqix I feel that but I don’t speak their language or know enough of their culture where my presence wouldn’t be offensive, so I leave them alone. They deserve to be free of ugly Americans like me.
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marqix ☆
marqix ☆@fwmarqix·
Me: accidentally missed last train in Kyoto. Phone battery: 1%. hotel: on the opposite side of civilization. old taxi driver pulls over, I get in. Driver: Where to? I show address, his smile disappears immediately. Driver: ...ah. never good when elderly Japanese man says “ah” like he just saw prophecy. we drive in silence for ten minutes. then he asks: You know story of this area? Me: No. Driver: Good. refuses to elaborate, rain getting heavier, GPS suddenly loses signal. Driver taps screen aggressively. Driver: Hm. Me: What. Driver: This road appears sometimes. Me: ...sometimes? Driver: Japan has many mysteries. I start calculating if walking in thunderstorm is safer. finally we reach tiny apartment building in middle of nowhere, i pay him. before leaving he leans closer and says: If woman in white asks for directions tonight. Me: ...yes? Driver: Give wrong directions. then drives away into rain like retired anime character.
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
The greatness of knowing how to apologize.
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The_Bearded_Dr_Sina
The_Bearded_Dr_Sina@the_beardedsina·
Grace Jones grew up in an Era where racism was at its peak. At a young age, she tried delving into modeling but was rejected by many agencies because of the colour of her skin and her face said to be to harsh. Grace never gave up and kept auditioning until she caught the eyes of big fashion house like Yves Saint Laurent. She instantly became the New Black It Girl. Grace became an embodiment of feminity and androgyny a concept that was rare at that time. Her eyes, cheekbones and signature afro cut became a fashion designing movement of that era. She became a sought after super model. Her skin was unique. Grace was gradually becoming a powerhouse. She was later cast as a Bond Girl in the James Bond Movie " A View to a Kill" this increasing her popularity Her role in Conan the Deatroyer became iconic and named as one of best female action depiction of all time. It was fierce. The Black Girl that the world once rejected was becoming a powerhouse. She ventured into music and had a few album releases. Her bodyguard then, Dolph Lundgren had a brief relationship with her. The media panning them one of the Top power Hollywood couples. Grace instantly became a sex symbol, her looks revolutionalised music and fashion. One thing people don't know is that Grace Jones has been banned from every Disney property. Reason, Grace Jones has a subtle provocative infusion occasionally in her live performances. In a particular incidence in 1998. Grace was performing, she took of her top to expose her breasts and smoked on stage. This annoyed Disney executives and she was banned from all Disney properties forever. See remains an icon
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𝔻𝕒𝕟.@fwdaniels

what’s iconic about her?

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W S@WildSentences·
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