Joot
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Joot
@Jontigu
Just arguing with trolls and idiots for fun
Katılım Ağustos 2022
52 Takip Edilen12 Takipçiler

@j00ny369T Did that for years n it doesn't actually save time. Better off doing it one level at a time
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@40kGroyper @Airaasayss @JohnSmith_927 What a dumb not a nigger. 52 is a logical answer, but I'm indeed not surprised at how dumb some of you faggots are. Get your chimp on, not a nigger fag.
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Any excuse to post this masterpiece
ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃@alecsbutt
If you see this tweet, post an iconic Family Guy clip!
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@01nd1g3n0u5 @InfragilisTee I think the word you're looking for is snickering
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Ok listen to me VERY carefully
1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff"
2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out
3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life
4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you
5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you
6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to
7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home.
8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents
9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you.
10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work
11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first.
12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more.
13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time"
14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance.
15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back
FIN
cryptoleon@cryptoleon
broke up with my girlfriend yesterday any advice?
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i dont know if this counts but im still mad this isnt a real song
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy
You will be watching a series, and they will just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.
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He looks like he’ll grant you a mysterious disease that’ll make your finger fall off
Fanbact✰™@ywnbact
He looks like he’s gonna grant you a wish 🐸
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@realcoofy @MaddStreaming @fwmarqix You'd be fine as long as you're respectful, and I'm pretty sure most if not all businesses speak English, especially if you visit a big city like Tokyo
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@MaddStreaming @fwmarqix I feel that but I don’t speak their language or know enough of their culture where my presence wouldn’t be offensive, so I leave them alone. They deserve to be free of ugly Americans like me.
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Me: accidentally missed last train in Kyoto.
Phone battery: 1%.
hotel: on the opposite side of civilization.
old taxi driver pulls over, I get in.
Driver: Where to?
I show address, his smile disappears immediately.
Driver: ...ah.
never good when elderly Japanese man says “ah” like he just saw prophecy.
we drive in silence for ten minutes.
then he asks: You know story of this area?
Me: No.
Driver: Good.
refuses to elaborate, rain getting heavier, GPS suddenly loses signal.
Driver taps screen aggressively.
Driver: Hm.
Me: What.
Driver: This road appears sometimes.
Me: ...sometimes?
Driver: Japan has many mysteries.
I start calculating if walking in thunderstorm is safer.
finally we reach tiny apartment building in middle of nowhere, i pay him.
before leaving he leans closer and says: If woman in white asks for directions tonight.
Me: ...yes?
Driver: Give wrong directions.
then drives away into rain like retired anime character.
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@LawTrj @Scottsman1520 @creepydotorg It is really strange how much some people obsess over this shit. Like, can you not just mind your own business lol
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@Scottsman1520 @creepydotorg They do. They're called conservatives and its like 90% of what they think about
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@BikerrayRay @the_beardedsina @blessedcire There are plenty of pictures of her naked online. See for yourself
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@the_beardedsina @blessedcire Of course not, he's a man, do your research before publishing nonsense. Character created by photographer J P Goude.
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Grace Jones grew up in an Era where racism was at its peak.
At a young age, she tried delving into modeling but was rejected by many agencies because of the colour of her skin and her face said to be to harsh.
Grace never gave up and kept auditioning until she caught the eyes of big fashion house like Yves Saint Laurent.
She instantly became the New Black It Girl.
Grace became an embodiment of feminity and androgyny a concept that was rare at that time.
Her eyes, cheekbones and signature afro cut became a fashion designing movement of that era.
She became a sought after super model. Her skin was unique.
Grace was gradually becoming a powerhouse. She was later cast as a Bond Girl in the James Bond Movie " A View to a Kill" this increasing her popularity
Her role in Conan the Deatroyer became iconic and named as one of best female action depiction of all time.
It was fierce.
The Black Girl that the world once rejected was becoming a powerhouse.
She ventured into music and had a few album releases.
Her bodyguard then, Dolph Lundgren had a brief relationship with her.
The media panning them one of the Top power Hollywood couples.
Grace instantly became a sex symbol, her looks revolutionalised music and fashion.
One thing people don't know is that Grace Jones has been banned from every Disney property.
Reason, Grace Jones has a subtle provocative infusion occasionally in her live performances.
In a particular incidence in 1998. Grace was performing, she took of her top to expose her breasts and smoked on stage.
This annoyed Disney executives and she was banned from all Disney properties forever.
See remains an icon


𝔻𝕒𝕟.@fwdaniels
what’s iconic about her?
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