Karl Baird 🦋

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@DeadlineDayLive 🐂 💩

🚨 Anthony Gordon is unhappy at Newcastle United and could look to leave this summer. The player has big ambitions. He is, and has always been, interested in a switch to Liverpool but may also receive an offer from Arsenal as they could look to upgrade Gabriel Martinelli. He's very highly-rated at many clubs in the Premier League. (Source: Football Insider)

My statement on Iran.

Full-time.

@CraigHope_DM This is painful

Gianni Infantino should really swap his blazer for a Redcoat

@CraigHope_DM Should have put that game to bed at half time. Poor. Very bloody poor. We need a shit load of focus around the goal. We were woeful today. Start Gordan and Elanga if we want goals

That's a super soft concession for Newcastle in the 95th minute - Romero's overhead kick bounces through/by three in black & white and Ramsdale (perhaps expecting one of them to intervene) is caught cold in reacting when the ball finds the target.

@CraigHope_DM I’m just upset by our huge lack of goal scoring. 😕

On at half-time & donning his cape, Bruno Guimaraes with the goal to break the deadlock felt entirely scripted!

🧤 Nick Pope injured his groin at the end of yesterday’s training session. 🤔 Eddie Howe said he was yet to tell the players the team that point, and he’ll keep it to himself. 👨🏻‍⚕️ Pope will go for a scan on his groin this week — Howe says they are hoping he’s not out for long.

@NUFC Not the green kit!?

Our first trip to the Hill Dickinson Stadium tomorrow ✊

@SkySports_Keith @OM_Officiel @ChampionsLeague

Newcastle TEAM to play @OM_Officiel Pope Livramento Thiaw Schär Burn Bruno Guimarães Tonali Willock Murphy Gordon Barnes #NUFC @ChampionsLeague

@SkySports_Keith That was the best I’ve seen them play all season.

👏🏼 🥴 That was a quite brilliant display from Newcastle tonight. Baffling how they can go from West Ham & Brentford defeats to that! ⚽️ On another night they could’ve scored at least 5, they missed some really good chances. 🥇 But they brought their A-game when it was needed most. 🇩🇪 Thiaw handled Haaland superbly and the full-backs, back in from the cold, were top quality getting forward. 🇧🇷 🔝 There wasn’t a weakness in the team, but for me Bruno Guimarães was top man. The heartbeat of that win, ratted around all night long and had a huge part to play in both goals. Looked really good back in the no.6 role again… #NUFC

@michaelgove @piersmorgan

The next DG of the BBC should - ideally - be a journalist, preferably with experience as an editor, who has worked in broadcasting. Independent minded, certainly, but also sensitive to public concerns about “woke” bias. So, with all due humility, why not @piersmorgan ?

@NUFC Get rid of that kit, it’s a curse!

Full-time ⏹️

@Nigel_Farage @LlyrPowell

Just arrived in Caerphilly to support @LlyrPowell. Let’s put an end to 100 years of Labour rule.

@BBCBreakfast That’s not the Plaid candidate, this is a loser.

Plaid Cymru has won the Caerphilly by-election for the Welsh Parliament, inflicting Labour's first defeat in the area for 100 years. Llyr Powell from Reform UK came second with 36% of the vote, while were Labour third with 11% and the Conservatives got just 2% bbc.co.uk/news/live/cly9…

@ToonMouthTyne Woltemade, Gordon & Barnes

@heavyspoilers Tron Ares

Which really bad movie had a really good trailer?

@TimesRadio @afneil 😂

“Reform’s the working class party now.” British politics is heading for an “historic realignment” and neither Labour nor the Conservatives can do anything about it, says Times Radio presenter Andrew Neil. Listen to @AFNeil on Times.Radio from 1pm 🔴

@SkySports_Keith 🥳

🛬 Breaking: Nick Woltemade has just landed in Newcastle ahead of his £69m move to the St James’ Park club. 👨🏻‍⚕️ The striker’s medical is booked for tomorrow morning. #NUFC

@SkySports_Keith Woltemade + Isak?

🚨 Newcastle still want to sign Yoane Wissa from Brentford — to play alongside Nick Woltemade. 🇳🇴 #NUFC won’t sign Woltemade & Jorgen Strand Larsen — too similar. 🇸🇪 Liverpool are now expected to come in with a Premier League record second offer for Alexander Isak, and the striker will get his wish… #NUFC #LFC (the dominoes are falling…)