Jordan Baranowski

@GOGcom @baldursgate3 Ready for a mindflayer pig sticking? It’s time for a legendary monster asskicking You're weak, like fleas, I’m flicking. Maybe it’s lice? Now I’m nitpicking. Send you home with wounds you’ll be licking. You hear these rhymes? Everything’s clicking For me: your clock is ticking.

Roll for initiative! Follow @GOGcom and compose a single verse of a humorous tavern song that would reflect the adventures and misadventures of a character in @baldursgate3, for a chance to win a copy of the game! Deadline: August 9th, 1 PM UTC Rules: bit.ly/45g5NGW

@drewmagary A minute to learn. A lifetime to master.

@lizcookkc Thank you for sharing. Now I know.

Good morning

@thebirdiehansen "Well, Bless Your Heart"

@Jeremy_Danner @farinakc @randyldanner The cacio e pepe there is my favorite dish in all of KC.

@glitterfromkc Juniper Moon for cocktails, then you can hit Gusto Pizza right next door.

Des Moines is pretty cute. Fucking freezing. But cute.

@ThePsysquatch Yes?

@BirthdayWolves @sofastm @SMSouthPLS @SMSouthTDain

@silviamg I just finished the book last night - read the last 100 pages in a single sitting. It was so good!

@BirthdayWolves A good ol' Hoosier basketball ring.

@BirthdayWolves Soup for my family.

Ok! Show us what books you got for Christmas!

@JoAfterWork Don't forget "Get halfway up the street, then drove back to ensure you locked it. Which, of course, you did."

Heated debate inside my head and I need answers. Do you gently close the door to your home and then lock the door, or do you just let it slam for the rest of the world to hear every time? I need to know.

@martin_perry @DevRelCallum I second this one. Love It's Superman.

@DevRelCallum I really enjoyed this not-quite-as-you-know-it early years of Superman in the 30s novel. amazon.co.uk/Its-Superman-T…

Recommendations on fiction novels about superheroes?

@Rebeccastow97 Valhalla is pretty darn good. It builds a strong world and offers a near-endless list of things to do. And most of the bizarre AC lore stuff is pushed to the background. It's mostly just vikings being vikings.

Every time a new Assassins Creed game comes out I get the sudden urge to get into the franchise.. thoughts? #AssassinsCreed

I know I'm not planning a big Thanksgiving, and I definitely don't want to cook. Chef Laura Comer from the @kauffmancenter has things covered. I spoke to her for @feastmag, and these holiday meals look riiiiiidic. feastmagazine.com/kansas-city/ar…

Here's my review of Assassin's Creed: Valhalla for @GameSkinny. It's a really fun and well-made game, even if it falls into the "Digital To-Do List" realm a bit too often. gameskinny.com/6y0dx/assassin…

The upscale cocktail lounge and restaurant is located inside The Ambassador Hotel - Autograph Collection feastmagazine.com/kansas-city/ar…

@AngiePedersen I used to hear the phrase "We're building the plane as we're flying it" at my old job. That was... not comforting.

Overheard at work: We're building the car while driving it.