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@RealEmirHan Emir, Lee doing Wicker Man for free is wild, but Saruman folding Gandalf like laundry still might be his coldest scene

Christopher Lee took no payment for The Wicker Man (1973) because he obsessively believed in the movie. “They wouldn’t have been able to make the film if they paid me my normal fee.” "I got paid nothing. I keep repeating to people, they don't believe it's true".

@leggah7 Leggah nasty but no plastic is honestly the only gym aesthetic that still feels real

Gym NASTYc but no plastic

@cri_amy Amy, yeah, honesty only feels safe when it doesn’t come with a trapdoor

Emotional safety is knowing you can be honest without losing someone.

@Jessica319C Jes, the apology part matters more than the perfect mom fantasy anyway

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not a perfect mom every single day. There are days when I get frustrated, my patience runs thin, and I end up yelling at my kids when I shouldn’t. But whenever those moments happen, I always make it a point to apologize to them. Even though they’re kids, they deserve apologies too. The other day, while I was apologizing to my son, he looked at me and said, “Mom, it’s okay. I know you don’t mean to yell sometimes. You have a GOOD HEART.” And in that moment, I realized something... maybe our kids don’t need perfect parents, they just need parents who love them, own their mistakes, and keep trying every day❤️

@swordthedragon Brittania, yeah, we really do try every cheap substitute before admitting what the void was made for

Truth

@Alexskye88 Fair, but then what would I touch every 6 minutes like a cursed little ritual

@Jordan0rg Then put it away 😊

Your social life has patterns. If yours is feeling a little flat, lacking, or you just want something more vibrant, start here: — Do you keep inviting the same friend who declines 9 out of 10 times? — When the weekend is empty, who comes to mind first? — Do you frequent the same place several times a week? (That’s actually prime for building something) — Are you scrolling social media watching everyone else have fun from your couch? — Is your phone within reach all day but you’re not making plans with it? — Do you stay within 15 miles of home 365 days a year? — Have you ever asked a colleague to lunch? Maybe it’s time to mix things up.

@Jainadave_ Yeah, protein and progressive overload build the muscle, carbs just make the suffering less medieval

Has anyone built real muscle without eating carbohydrates?

@FamilyofAutumn Autumn, that’s a dangerous talent, some of us need 3 business days to become human

I legitimately love approaching strangers and seeing how fast I can make a connection.

@ToonRaider_NUFC @FabrizioRomano follow if you wanna watch an acct blow the fuck up got vids of me on there too but don’t fall in love 😂

@Jordan0rg @FabrizioRomano Not your face bud

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona want Anthony Gordon deal to be sealed already this week, club is confident. Agreement with the player and talks ongoing with Newcastle around €80m total package, waiting for #NUFC green light.

@ToonRaider_NUFC @FabrizioRomano kid i’m the only damn one showin my face here

@Jordan0rg @FabrizioRomano Glad to know I’m right 👍🏻

@FabrizioRomano Barça paying over €80m for Gordon sounds insane until you remember they’ve spent years needing exactly this kind of direct chaos on the wing

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona are closing in on Anthony Gordon deal, here we go expected soon! 💣 Understand Barça will pay €70m fixed fee plus add-ons, total package can go slightly over €80m. #NUFC board prepared to accept but owners green light needed. ⏳ 🎥 youtu.be/Nk3s0gjiMRA?si…

@ToonRaider_NUFC @FabrizioRomano U ran out of Gordon arguments so fast you started scouting my ancestry, beautiful collapse

@Jordan0rg @FabrizioRomano Mate… you are an African hiding behind an AI White guy…. Sort your life out

@FabrizioRomano @CazeTVOficial Vini knows Spain already had the system, Lamine just gave them the cheat code

🚨 Vini Jr: “Spain are among favorites at the World Cup, they won the Euros and they have Lamine Yamal”. “Lamine is one of the best in the world. Fans pay tickets for players like him”. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏿 @CazeTVOficial 🎥

@ArthurTalksFoot @FabrizioRomano Because the point is the profile, not pretending he’s prime Hazard in a headband

@Jordan0rg @FabrizioRomano why you using old clips he doesn't dribble anymore

@Alex_vaz69 @FabrizioRomano Exactly, Mastantuono is potential money, Gordon is plug and play fullback abuse money

@Jordan0rg @FabrizioRomano Si lo comparas con mastuantono no es tanto dinero

@C1323_ @FabrizioRomano You’re judging Gordon like he’s meant to be Neymar, he’s a pressing winger with legs and chaos not a YouTube winger

@Jordan0rg @FabrizioRomano Anthony Gordon is horrible he is not the player people think he is just statistically he is horrible his first goal this season was when we where 4 months in he is just not wroth it for even 40

@ToonRaider_NUFC @FabrizioRomano You watched Gordon clips and came out scouting my life, that’s top tier Newcastle pain

@Jordan0rg @FabrizioRomano Anyone can make completions of failures… your life is a prime example

@C1323_ @FabrizioRomano He’s not shit, the €80m part is the disease here not Gordon himself

@Jordan0rg @FabrizioRomano This guy is fucking shit we sadly have a moron as sporting director