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@JordanAshcraft

Reader of books. Your mom would love me. This silly site is the one I have chosen to go down with. Apologies for the spelling. He/him.

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@Huck_Foley @RantyAmyCurtis No, it doesn’t count, per the posted question. & I can think of at least one much worse thing within the constraints of the original tweet.
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Huck Foley@Huck_Foley·
@RantyAmyCurtis But Amy, but Amy, that was a hundred AND FOUR years ago, see? see?, so that doesn't cooooouuuuunnnnnt!
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Christopher Cushman@ChrisCushman2·
Makes such a good point: “the whole point of a shared universe is to tell different kinds of stories, some that may even be aimed at different kinds of audiences. After all, if we just make the same show over and over, what’s the point?”
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A foundational aspect of comics is that anybody can beat anybody. The creators simply have to write a good story about the fight. Power scaling is the most masturbatory waste of time you can engage in. Go read a book.
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@nut_history Modern pitching would have been devastating.
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BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
In modern ballparks under modern rules, Babe Ruth would have hit 104 home runs in 1921
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@AntSpeaks He is literally giving a thoughtful, substance filled answer here.
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Self-absorbed, snobby, and soaked in Hollywood groupthink. That is Andrew Garfield. I hope J.K. Rowling responds, because she tears apart people like this with ruthless clarity. They thrive on applause, not substance, and she does not let that slide.
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@Lordoftheringsu It’s okay that you have never read GoT, but you do need to admit it.
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LOTR Universe@Lordoftheringsu·
J.R.R. Tolkien Supremacy.
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Durgan A. Nallar 🎲
No sé quién es el autor, pero me pareció correcto: "Si Cthulhu puede ser invocado por humanos que están muy por debajo de él, ¿por qué los humanos no pueden ser invocados por hormigas? La respuesta es que deberían serlo. Bueno, si un montón de hormigas formaran un círculo en mi casa, ciertamente lo notaría, trataría de averiguar de dónde vienen todas, y posiblemente causaría una gran destrucción en ese sitio. Por eso saber y pronunciar correctamente el nombre verdadero es tan importante para el ritual. Imagina lo imposible que sería no ir a echar un vistazo si el círculo de hormigas empezara a cantar tu nombre. Y te dicen, no puedes irte porque dibujamos una línea hecha de pequeños cristales, ahora tienes que hacernos un favor. Y tú piensas, veamos a dónde va esto y dices: "Este... oh! sí, me tienes... ¿cuál es el favor?" y normalmente el favor es algo como, "mata a esta hormiga por nosotros" o "dame un montón de azúcar" y tú dices... ¿vale? y lo haces, porque por qué no, no es difícil para ti y vaya que esta va a ser una historia de la hostia para contar, estas putas hormigas cantando tu nombre y queriendo una cucharada de azúcar o lo que sea. Y A VECES te piden cosas que realmente no puedes hacer, una de ellas, ella dice, "amo a esta hormiga pero no me presta atención, hazme importante para ella" y tú dices... ¿eh? ¿cómo? Así que simplemente matas a todas las hormigas de la colonia excepto a estas dos, y ¡ta-da! ¡problema resuelto! y la primera hormiga esta como *susurro horrorizado* "¿Qué he hecho?"
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“they/them pronouns are confusing” my brother in christ what is goaltender interference
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@RantyAmyCurtis No, she demonizes & fearmongers trans people & funds a noxious movement in the UK.
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@JennMGreenberg You could always be Christian & say merry Christmas. The only push back folks ever got was when they acted like assholes.
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Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️@JennMGreenberg·
While I agree that Trump has made it socially acceptable to be Christian again, I don’t think this is a good example. Granted, I’m from Texas. Maybe y’all in New York or California had it harder, but we Texans were always allowed to say Merry Christmas. Grocery store cashiers said Merry Christmas. Companies had Christmas parties. And sure, some people said “Happy Holidays,” but I always just interpreted that as them being inclusive of Jews and New Years. It’s not offensive, it’s just efficient. So while I agree that Trump made Christianity cool again … This isn’t connecting with me … 🤷🏻‍♀️
Right Wing Watch@RightWingWatch

Franklin Graham opened CPAC by hailing Trump for standing up to the "secular socialists in our country" by using the phrase "Merry Christmas": "It's not a little thing. It was huge because it put the woke world on notice that we're not gonna take it anymore."

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