King of Consumption

@Bradleystips Hope the boys eat and the parlays play 🤝

Hungry for a winner

New era @ScuderiaFerrari

Why is Jenas big news? Shit footballer, shitter pundit and a clearly shittier bloke. Biggest achievement is a PFA and he can shove that junior award up his arse

Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh

Wonderboy. Ballon d’or, champo and an international trophy all in his locker by 2027

Can u show me a golf picture that rivals this one?

@kingofcollusion Truth monger

@realmalgas__ @McalisterSalim @stevee10001 @vini_ball Plastic ass

@McalisterSalim @stevee10001 @vini_ball This is the big one I stopped supporting United & just became neutral from that day... 2004-2014

What's the biggest "What if" in your club's history? I'll start: What if Modric passed to Carvajal here...

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@kingofcollusion Haven hours

@tomhorner55 @WoodhouseSean Your shit jailbroken bro

@JordanD_575 @WoodhouseSean

Spotify have fucked it here, this new scroll thing ugly as fuck, where’s my recommended, recently listened, daily mixes. Idiots man I bet not one single person likes it.

@WoodhouseSean @tomhorner55 I don’t even know what you talking about. Mine looks the same

@tomhorner55 I reckon if you @ them mate they might listen

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

WOUT WEGHORST!!! 🙌 #MUFC || #UEL

@McDonalds I’ll be honest the Mc’Spicy has good flavour but the chicken is thin and dead. Nowhere near the selects succulence. Put your brains together and make spicy selects. I expect remuneration

@kingofcollusion Capitalism 🫡

@JordanD_575 Labour yeah, ethically doesn't feel great

Are there any surviving British car companies?

@kingofcollusion Shame really

@kingofcollusion Yeah it all comes down to labour costs. Why even British brands have now cut production in UK factories. Brexit of course not helping matters