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@BryonyLoft @NeilFearon

A young @sboothman24 getting bendy in Dubai last night

@BxtchesnBlunts_ @GreggJay93 this you?

My first day in San Francisco twitter.com/Meich/status/1…

When did Joe Pasquale become the Fleetwood manager?......🤔😂

Mixing with the cream of society @piersmorgan

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@gillanders_cfc @craigwiner1

managed to convince one of my tradesmen that i stick cheese toasties in the slow cooker overnight so they’re ready for the morning and he’s actual sat with a cheese piece in his slow cooker for the last twelve hours hahahahaha

Im not a racist, I love John Barnes

Three business owners I’ve spoken to recently who’re trying to re-open (restaurant & vehicle trade) having issues with their staff wanting to be left on furlough and can’t be bothered going back to work. Redundancies should be scrapped in these instances.

His hairline here should put the fear in every young man.

City purchased Vincent Kompany for £6m. Hope this helps 👍

If you’re asking why is the COVID-19 rate so low in germany and high in your country. Is because their president used to be a quantum chemist and your president used to be a reality television host.

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They’re kicking off in St Helens because they’re putting up 3G masts.

Amazing mate, can you send me your bank details and I’ll send you £200, £100 each for both of you heroes 🙏🏻❤️

A great & wonderful woman!

We've spend days slagging off Branson, Levy, Weatherspoon Father Jack. Our club's made us all look like cunts.