Jordan K.

Things @SamKoken posted 15 years ago today 🤣

This little Buc-ee loves @BeaverWBB! Thank you A.J. for the picture 🧡 Happy Halloween 🎃

If you see @koken924 or @JBMorstein sporting a vest this fall, make sure to compliment them. They have been waiting all year for this season.

Nothing is funnier than yelling “OHHHHH!!!” when my husband walks into a different room during the @usopengolf. I haven’t seen him sprint like that (or be more mad) in a few years. Happy Father’s Day @koken924!

@jessroswell @koken924 He had to pack like 5 things total for himself. That’s it. Of course the one thing I ask him to pack doesn’t quite make it 😑

@JordanKoken @koken924 GENIUS!!!!

3 years ago today: Genius here was supposed to pack his special “girl dad” shirt that I bought him specifically for bringing home our newborn baby girl. But he did not prepare his hospital bag and instead he accidentally packed his shirt that said “O STATE BALLAZ” 🤦🏽‍♀️ @koken924

Tell me you sent your husband to the grocery store by himself without telling me you sent your husband to the grocery store by himself… @koken924

@koken924 have you figured out how long half a meter is yet?

Tonight @koken924 and I were watching Below Deck (he loves it) and we were talking about calling distances then he goes “Well half a meter is 6 inches” I. CAN. NOT.

U MAD BRO? Guess who wears the fantasy football pants in this house. Hint - Not @koken924

We’re in NOLA so I put my hair up… Me: “Does my hair look weird?” @koken924: “Well you like the Predator.”

@koken924 I’m not here to point out the obvious but don’t you think his faux hawk is a little too ambitious…

Just trying to be like my idol

Someone send help. @koken924 just nonchalantly said to me: “I was just looking online to get some Pit Vipers to go with the mullet for the 4th of July”

Me: “Do you want to learn to drive in Mommy’s car or Daddy’s truck?” Bella 5 y/o: “Mommy’s car because it smells good. Daddy’s truck smells bad because he toots in it!” @koken924 #BOOMROASTED

@koken924 I’m just sayin.. the single Club exiting escalator gets crazy.

First thing @JordanKoken says when she sees this? “Omg thank goodness 2 escalators” 🤣 #GoBeavs 🟠⚫️ #WeAintDontYet 🏈👷‍♂️

@koken924: “Evie has been pulling my hair all day.” Bella (5 y/o): “Daddy you don’t even have hair!” #BOOMroasted

@koken924 @StanleyBrand #hater

Based on walking around work this will be an unpopular take, but @StanleyBrand makes the worst water bottles of all time. I went on a waitlist to get one of these for @JordanKoken for Xmas and there has been 2x as much water on the floor then has been drank out of this thing 🤦‍♂️

Happy #ThrowbackThursday @koken924 in his prime.

@PresleyMay1309 He knew before there was a song about it.

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