Jordan Porche

Bruhhh

I burned bridges because I can swim. Don’t ever think I need you 🔥

He didn’t lie he spoke the complete truth women just don’t like to hear the truth they can’t handle it they expect us to just immediately bow to them like bitch who the fuck are you?

I don’t think I’ve ever had that feeling before

Don’t date women with these hobbies: Clubs Selfies Drinking Partying Social media Traveling with friends What else would you add?

‘tis the season to find somebody’s baby mom and make her feel right for a little while

This was my life for like two years

🇮🇱?

I did this weird AI thing where it says what your future kids would look like and well apparently I just make kids that are identical to me

If you’re not scared of driving fast, you’re not driving fast enough

Talking to a girl with a little baby boy is pretty awesome. It’s pretty much like my second chance at life.

If she openly admits to having a breeding kink, get the fuck out, she’s going to trap your ass

@VTM44 Especially on Big Bird!! every year I see it at dream ride and it just makes me smile

@JordanPorchee3 Yellow is too good in the sun.

True

They impeached Trump 2x, arrested and indicted him 4x, and charged him 91x. That didn’t work, so now the Colorado Supreme Court has ruled that they are removing him from the 2024 ballot. It looks like other states will follow. Saving democracy by ending it.

My poor little cousin has been hospitalized with RSV. She’s only like two years old

Yeah, been through that and so much more that I’ve had women shocked at what I’ve been through

Hellcat with 170,000 miles

2019 Porsche 911 GT2 RS finished in a Custom Python Green Chromaflair, a $130k option 🐍 - This GT2RS also comes with $176,550 in options with an MSRP of $471,000

Oh fuck yeah it’s about to be a party