Jordan Quattlebaum

You ever been so broke, that you pray it rains, cause you can’t afford a car wash

this is all stoopid

What happen!?

Someone check on Mr.T today, he pities the fool

@AwattyQT Proof or it didn’t happen

Forgetting I performed Best of Both Worlds by Hannah Montana in my elementary school talent show. 🎤

People are pissed that they casted a black man as Snape in the new Harry Potter series. Relax you racists, if you know anything about Harry Potter, Snape knows a lot about the dark arts

“Did you hear the creator of OnlyFans died? Imagine getting to heaven and seeing God’s face… disappointed. Do you think he felt guilty? Probably not. If you can handle millions of disappointed dads to become a billionaire… what’s one more?”

By how Chappell Roan treats her fans, she shouldn’t be worthy of having a Fortnite skin!

I saw a post for a nudist comedy show but they say you gotta be clean. I think I should do it, I always wipe well

People who talk on the phone on speaker in the waiting room should be executed

Hey @Fortnite for the love of god please put the @gorillaz skins back on PLEASE!!!

This years Super Bowl has been sponsored by Duolingo

Spread love, positivity, & butt cheeks ❤️

When you have to use a A.I image cause no one actually stands with ICE

Did you guys see Melania Trumps movie bombed in the movie theaters so bad that it’s already on Amazon Prime to rent? I think it being for rent is more fitting, since Trump rented her as a mail order bride

This Generation Sucks!! #standup #comedy #ice #fyp

Thanos is making more and more sense everyday

This next year is to be focused on learning to be happy and live my life how I want to

The WORST Skin In Fortnite!? youtube.com/shorts/te2wENJ… via @YouTube