Jordan Quattlebaum

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Jordan Quattlebaum

@JordanQbaum

I’m either telling jokes, being anxious or telling jokes while I’m anxious | Engaged to @awattyqt

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You ever been so broke, that you pray it rains, cause you can’t afford a car wash
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Someone check on Mr.T today, he pities the fool
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Forgetting I performed Best of Both Worlds by Hannah Montana in my elementary school talent show. 🎤
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People are pissed that they casted a black man as Snape in the new Harry Potter series. Relax you racists, if you know anything about Harry Potter, Snape knows a lot about the dark arts
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“Did you hear the creator of OnlyFans died? Imagine getting to heaven and seeing God’s face… disappointed. Do you think he felt guilty? Probably not. If you can handle millions of disappointed dads to become a billionaire… what’s one more?”
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By how Chappell Roan treats her fans, she shouldn’t be worthy of having a Fortnite skin!
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I saw a post for a nudist comedy show but they say you gotta be clean. I think I should do it, I always wipe well
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People who talk on the phone on speaker in the waiting room should be executed
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This years Super Bowl has been sponsored by Duolingo
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Spread love, positivity, & butt cheeks ❤️
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Did you guys see Melania Trumps movie bombed in the movie theaters so bad that it’s already on Amazon Prime to rent? I think it being for rent is more fitting, since Trump rented her as a mail order bride
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Thanos is making more and more sense everyday
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This next year is to be focused on learning to be happy and live my life how I want to
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