Jordan Rutledge

name a more iconic duo

Red lobster deserves a Michelin star fr

Got a free taco for tweeting about it. I’ve reached my peak @condadotacos

*contributes to 2 questions at trivia* me- wow I’m a genius

yea I wish it wasn’t

farmhouse rustic is the gen x equivalent to ripped jeans for millennials

being friends with my friends is like an unpaid internship

when I saw them OXO good grips containers with the labels for quinoa I knew she was the one

IVs are just fancy beer bongs

@DakDeMarco Me at your apartment soon

The criminal His crime

“how is this bird app free 😂” it’s not. our mental health is the price we pay

my friend broke up with his girlfriend and she tried to get him back by emailing him a taco bell gift card so I hope to date someone like that one day

babe are you okay? you haven’t posted your 2021 spotify wrapped yet

nothing intimidates me more than the cheesecake factory menu

no one- country music- chicken fried jeans that fit just right

acidentally said yes to 3 separate friendsgivings and having a panic attack

a car guy but he’s just really into the movie Cars

my redbull vodka just spilled

ur in her DMs, I’m at the back of the bar shazaming these tracks

ur in her dms, I’m ripping my hair out trying to understand microsoft excel

sorry I’m late I’ve been trying to cancel this print job for months