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America 2026 🇺🇲 1951-2011 😇

Wyoming, USA Katılım Eylül 2016
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People will never forget my true self again
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Do black people get jobs or do they just steal content off X and facebook and act like their somebody cause they can repost a white kid learning how to operate a pistol and get views? @juniorkingpp
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@juniorkingpp "We cant lose sesame street they had some black people sitting on a new York side step in the 70s!!!" 🤡🤡🤡
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@FutureStacked Doing this so they can prevent youtube revanced and others from blocking their ads through sideloaded apps their FULL OF SHIT about it being about malicious software, FUCK GOOGLE
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Future Stacked@FutureStacked·
🚨 BREAKING: Google just quietly ended open Android as we know it. Starting September 2026, every Android app developer must register their real identity with Google, sign a contract, pay a fee, and submit government ID. No registration. No app. This covers Play Store apps, third-party stores, and sideloaded APKs. There is no workaround. The rollout starts in Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, and Thailand before expanding globally in 2027. Google calls it Android Developer Verification. The stated reason is malware. Sideloaded apps are reportedly 50x more likely to carry malicious software than Play Store apps. What developers have to do: → Register in Google’s verification system → Submit legal name, address, phone number, and government ID → Pay a one-time $25 fee Apps from unverified developers get blocked entirely or buried under warnings severe enough to kill installs. Android built its dominance on openness. That era is ending. The walled garden just got a fence.
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Tokyo@otokyo__·
Please be kind, what’s my ethnicity.....
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horse dentist@equine__dentist·
babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter
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vids that go hard@vidsthatgohard·
Bro hit a spliff, chugged a beer, lit himself on fire and flipped into a waterfall, absolute cinema
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Patriot🇺🇸Newswire@NewswirePatriot·
Human rights organizations are outraged over Idaho spending $950,000 to retrofit prisons to accommodate firing squad executions of sex offenders. They say money is better spent on "rehabilitating" the offenders. 👉 Should Idaho use funds for rehabilitation or firing squads?
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@notcee_fan Depends on if they did it on purpose or on accident. 💯
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кєνín@notcee_fan·
What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?
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@voynitsa @mocho1127 The Lincoln town car and the Chevy are very reliable cars irl 🤡
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@ADHDForReal Take a melatonin and lay down. 👍 Your welcome.
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ADHD Memes@ADHDForReal·
This might be a meme account but ADHD is really kicking my ass right now. What do you guys do when your mind keeps running constantly and it just goes and goes and goes and goes without ever stopping? I’m stuck in a constant state of restlessness.
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☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒
“thank god it’s the weekend” me saturday and sunday:
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Nobody@Ipshitapan99294·
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People with ADHD after trying a hobby and not being experts 10 minutes into doing it
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Lennart🇩🇪@lennartprimal·
"Raw milk can carry dangerous pathogens, I only drink soymilk"
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Interstellar@InterstellarUAP·
🚨 Simulation Theory: The Double Slit Experiment proves particles act like waves until observed then they snap into particles. What if our reality only "renders" when we're looking, just like a video game optimizing resources? Check out this episode from The Why Files breaking it down, tying it to Simulation Theory. Are we in a sim? This could be the key to unlocking the true nature of existence! The Why Files video did a great job on explaining the Double Slit Experiment & Simulation Theory What do YOU think—real or rendered? Drop your thoughts below!
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@ThePOTSPostman Thank god for 3 milligrams of melatonin that I bite in half and chew 😊
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ThePOTSPostman@ThePOTSPostman·
Apparently there’s a name for this with ADHD: revenge bedtime procrastination. You spend all day forcing your brain to focus, function, and mask, then at night your brain finally feels like it has a second for itself and doesn’t want to let it go. So you stay up even when you’re exhausted. Anyone else?
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NEURODIVERGENTS WILL BE LIKE “I’M SO TIRED” AND THEN REFUSE TO SLEEP BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH ME TIME AFTER SURVIVING THE DAY

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BassCabbieMan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
It took the government and its vile airline partners just 3 hours to turn a gorgeous blue sky to this sky filled with chemicals. How the FUCK are we allowing these lunatics to get away with this?
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