Jordan the Trainer

@BowTiedYukon I agree. Nothing like lifting iron and real exercise.

“Biohacker” but can’t bench press 225 You might want to “biohack” some beef and potatoes No one cares what your recovery score is on your smart watch

@FAGfind Most- but not James Woods. He’s a real one.

>be him >own a $45M property in NY >hate Trump, want elite to pay their fair share >Mamdani enacts a ‘wealth tax’ >flea NY to dodge said tax Is everybody in Hollywood a hypocrital fag?

@C_3C_3 Truth

Zohran Mamdani has never owned property in America. The communist running NYC and its new rent policies… 1991-2018: Lived with parents. 2018-2026: Rented. 2026-Present. Lives in Mayoral Mansion. Never built or ran anything. A taker not a maker. A destroyer not a builder.

@MmisterNobody @Red_Pill_US Me, everyday, living in Brooklyn, NY- right next to where I grew up. Everyone left, but me, and a select few of us. However, this is home, and I’ll be damned if migrants move me out of my neighborhood.

One of the strangest parts of growing older is mourning a time that no longer exists. You begin to feel a deep homesickness for a version of your life that’s gone forever, a place you can never return to. It’s a quiet, unspoken kind of longing that no one ever prepares you for. Anyone else feel this?

@MurrayHillGuy1 We need to do damage control from this administration asap! No more homeless encampment’s and photo op’s from Riker’s.

@EdKrassen @AP A mayor for criminals! You should meet with them next for breakfast!

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani watched the World Cup at the Rikers Island Prison with inmates. He’s mayor for all New Yorkers. Source: @AP

@OliLondonTV Looks like a South Park episode!

Mask wearing liberal woman praises socialist Zohran Mamdani; rants against “violence” of landlords evicting tenants. “The Mamdani Administration is emboldening us so that we no longer tolerate the violence of evictions.”

@MurrayHillGuy1 You won’t change where you want to live, until you have children.

I barely drink anymore. I’m in bed by 9 PM on weekdays. I have a skincare routine (wild roman) I take vitamins every morning. I actually enjoy grocery shopping. I’d rather wake up early than stay out late. I own more workout clothes than going-out clothes. I’m still a city boy… How many years until the suburbs draft me?

@EYakoby It’s intentional. He’s working to confiscate as many properties as possible. The Supreme Court should get involved.

@nypost He’s not from NY, but he’d be a much better choice than Mamdani. @stoolpresidente

Dave Portnoy says 'billionaire after billionaire' offering to fund him to run against Mayor Mamdani trib.al/Zv3rzgg

@Forte4r Eating everything in the kitchen- even though I’m not even hungry.

Stoners only: what’s your personal sign that you’re officially too high??

@damifoza I’m sorry but I can’t agree. Visible ab’s are built through diet, movement, weight training, and core work. Big legs require moving weight. However, this is subjective.

Maturity is realizing that building Abs is WAYY HARDER than training Legs.

@Jainadave_ 60 lbs

One pair of dumbbells for life—which weight are you choosing?

@Malia_joo None

Quick question to all those 77 million who voted for Trump… any regrets looking back?

@Suzierizzo1 Herman’s sporting goods

Which one will you name?

@MurrayHillGuy1 I’d say mid 30’s or right after having children, unless black out drunk.

At what age does sleeping on a floor or couch become unacceptable? Some of my friends got a house in the Hamptons this weekend and said, “Anyone can come… but only couch/floor space is left.” I respectfully declined. There’s an age where I’d rather stay home than wake up feeling like I got hit by a bus. Does this start in the 30’s?

@JustFreshKicks 2,3,7

Pick 3 😤

@DowinBest @Bubblebathgirl Leftists. They consumed the party.

@Bubblebathgirl We are witnessing the fall of western civilization. America is a nation on decline, brought to you by Democrats.

NYC’s Tourist Hotspot Turning Into Skid Row Under Mamdani A massive vagrant encampment spanning 12 blocks near the Intrepid Museum is exploding — tents wired for electricity theft, open chaos, and businesses forced to shutter. Mayor Mamdani’s “humane” policy ties NYPD hands: social services must do 7 full days of outreach before any cleanup. Tourists and locals are fed up as this eyesore grows right by a top NYC attraction. (Video: AI) This is the real-world result of soft-on-homelessness policies. What’s it going to take to make the Big Apple shine again? Share your bold ideas below! 👇

@Bubblebathgirl @NYCMayor

@thedebralea Good question/ as my mom is trying to get me to move to Florida from Brooklyn, NY.

I have 48 hours to decide if I’m renewing my lease in NYC or finallyyyyyy getting the hell out. 🫪 What should I do?!