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Taylor Lorenz
Taylor Lorenz@TaylorLorenz·
A new "kids online safety" law in Arizona would make posting the South Park clip of Trump and Satan having sex illegal, unless the social media user was able to upload Trump's government ID and a consent form from him allowing them to post the clip. This is censorship in action
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Daniel Boguslaw
Daniel Boguslaw@DRBoguslaw·
🚨🚨🚨NEW As leaders of the CIA, FBI, and NSA are grilled by congress this week, I got my hands on an intelligence dossier that lists a terrifying new threat: teenage pissers. Full docs at link in replies.
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jordan@JordanUhl·
Is this good?
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jordan@JordanUhl·
Venezuela winning the WBC should secure Maduro’s release. It’s only fair.
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jordan@JordanUhl·
What a fucking shot by Bryce Harper
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Frank Calabrese
Frank Calabrese@FrankCalabrese·
New IL-09 poll from M3 Strategies, among voters who already cast ballots by mail or early in person: Kat Abughazaleh 29.5% Daniel Biss 26.2% Laura Fine 19.7% Phil Andrew 7.9% Mike Simmons 6.6% Bushra Amiwala 5.1% Crosstabs next thread
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jordan@JordanUhl·
Everything is in bad shape. It's gotta be redone.
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David Sirota
David Sirota@davidsirota·
🚨MASTER PLAN SEASON 2 IS HERE 🚨 Unearthing never-before-seen documents, we expose the secret plot to turn the presidency into a king. Trump is the culmination of a 50-year plan that spanned presidencies of both parties. Watch here & pass it on👇
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jordan@JordanUhl·
Easily the best post of the night. 10/10.
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Kenjac
Kenjac@JackKennedy·
Jimmy Kimmel coming out for the tunnel to brick a trump joke
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jordan@JordanUhl·
Javier Bardem at the Oscars: No to war, and free Palestine.
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jordan@JordanUhl·
An obscure group of entertainment industry professionals smeared the film, ‘The Voice of Hind Rajab,’ in a concerted effort to stop it from winning an Oscar for Best International Feature Film. zeteo.com/p/voice-of-hin…
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jasper nathaniel
jasper nathaniel@infinite_jaz·
I have my own idea: the Palestinians should have a vote
Ryan Grim@ryangrim

From @KatAbughazaleh's issues page: "There is no acceptable scenario that leaves Hamas in charge of the Gaza Strip." And: "The State Department must work with the National Democratic Institute, the National Endowment for Democracy, and other foreign capacity-building entities to aid in the reconstruction of Palestine’s civic institutions, in partnership with the United Nations." Palestinian factions in general would view these as intolerable violations of Palestinian sovereignty. Hamas, however, has agreed to give up power in the event of a transition to a democratically elected Palestinian governing force, though not one that works with National Endowment for Democracy (a CIA offshoot).

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jordan@JordanUhl·
You can tie in the Oscars??
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