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Jordan P. Barnes

@Jordan_P_Barnes

Award-Winning Indie Author best known for One Hit Away: A Memoir of Recovery, voted “2020s Best Book of the Year” Indies Today.

Kailua, HI Katılım Mayıs 2019
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Jordan P. Barnes
Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now." K....I get the sentiment, but if we're being logical, wouldn't the second-best day to plant a tree be 19 years and 364 days ago? A lot of growth can happen in those 6,939 days....🌳 Drop the ego.
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@realDonaldTrump I accidentally saw the assanation footage online before I knew he had been shot and have been sick to my stomach all day. We as a county can and must do better. Whatever happened to agree to disagree? Violence has no place in this country from any side. Why do we even have sides?
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Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…
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@cb_doge If a bartender overserves a patron and can be help liable if that person subsequently gets a DUI and hurts someone, how come a judge can't be found culpable for releasing a repeat offender into the wild? Justice for Iryna mandates holding Judge Stokes accountable!
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DogeDesigner@cb_doge·
BREAKING: Elon Musk pledges $1 million to fund for Iryna Zarutska murals across the U.S.
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I just read in an astronomy textbook that no place in the universe is more central than anywhere else. But, wouldn't the location of where the Big Bang occurred some 14bn years ago then be the closest thing to the center of the universe? Or am I misunderstanding something here?
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Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
@astronomerio Who is Gwyneth Paltrow and who is Chris Martin and how is any of this relevant?
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Astronomer@astronomerio·
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
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Does anyone else's #mom randomly leave floral dish towels on your stove or dishwasher when she comes to visit? I normally don't notice until a day or two later when I need to dry my hands and guess I can't.
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✨ Political Theologies ✨🎗
✨ Political Theologies ✨🎗@PoliTheo1677·
Hey @elonmusk, I'd be happy to tell you what I did last week! If I had the chance to share my projects with you and your team - or even just with your email algorithm - I'd be delighted for the opportunity. What in the world are they complaining about? It's a pity I'm not a federal employee. I'd love to work with you and help innovate in my area of expertise.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
The email request was utterly trivial, as the standard for passing the test was to type some words and press send! Yet so many failed even that inane test, urged on in some cases by their managers. Have you ever witnessed such INCOMPETENCE and CONTEMPT for how YOUR TAXES are being spent? Makes old Twitter look good. Didn’t think that was possible.
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog

I already had a low opinion of many federal workers but now that I’ve seen them all meltdown and cry because they’re expected to provide the faintest evidence that they’re actually accomplishing anything with the taxpayer funded job we’ve given them, I realize that my opinion of them was still somehow too high

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Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
If the Theory of Relativity breaks down at the Big Bang singularity where the curvature of space-time is/was infinite, does that mean the theory of relativity is relative to our time in space? #thetheoryofeverything
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Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
@elonmusk I identify as 199 to keep collecting payments....it's not that complicated.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Bruh, if I wanted to rummage through random personal shit, I could have done that at PAYPAL. Hello??? Having tens of millions of people marked in Social Security as “ALIVE” when they are definitely dead is a HUGE problem. Obviously. Some of these people would have been alive before America existed as a country. Think about that for a second …
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U.S. Senator John Fetterman@SenFettermanPA

I want to save billions of your money and make our government more efficient. Rummaging through your personal shit is *not* that. A party of chaos loses—always.

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Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
@stephenHRNRP Stopped going to meetings years ago. Today I'm 13 years sober and my recovery is stronger than ever.
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Stephen Murray, MPH, NRP
Stephen Murray, MPH, NRP@stephenHRNRP·
One of the worst things I was told in treatment was that I had an incurable, life-long, chronically-relapsing brain disease that would be doing pushups if I stopped going to meetings. This is a) inaccurate and b) overwhelming
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Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
Can someone smarter than me help me with this? Have been thinking of black holes a lot, am one page into Black Hole Survival Guide, and keep thinking that black holes convert matter into time. Idk, it just seems like time has to come from somewhere. #blackhole #relativity #help
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Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
If Canada became the 51st State, then would would take its place in Yakko's World by the Animaniacs? "United Stated, ???, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru..." #canada #51stState #animaniacs
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Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
Jake Paul just announced his next fight! Paul vs Ozzy Osbourne! Let's fucking go! #PaulTyson
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Jordan P. Barnes@Jordan_P_Barnes·
@sgonzalesauthor Isn't this how the whole "own voices" movement ate itself? Young authors being forced to come out simply in order to query? Also, have these publishers not heard of HIPPA?
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Sophie Gonzales@sgonzalesauthor·
Um… I’ve been seeing a few people say that publishers should be seeking proof of a persons marginalised status before publishing their books about marginalised characters and I really need people to slow down and think about what they’re asking for.
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@great_insulto Thank you so much for that. It means a lot because I'm really down today.
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