Jordan Porter

@LifeWithSymonee Literally this would heal me

A Vegas girls trip weekend is needed

me realizing my coworkers have genuinely settled for this life (i need to escape this job and lock in before i become them)

I gotta get my splits before summer

@LifeWithSymonee Do it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I want to get drunk and ride rollercoasters at night idk why but that’s what im feeling like right now

i was born in the right generation. i love questioning the government and questioning religion without getting killed for it.

Everytime yall say someone is pregnant I be like yall are delusional and everytime the internet be right 😭

Why is there pregnant girl in the club she just like me

fortunately you can invite me for both! i’m every woman, it’s all in me.

I was meant to live a life with a full bank account and my feet kicked up.

Im not american im californian theres a difference

I eat dinner so late every night

Don’t take your senses for granted 😭

Is it worth it to upgrade for the window seat 🤔

There’s so many places I want to go and then places I want to go back too 😩

the way that i remember this premiering on disney channel like it was yesterday 😭😩

I have to go to the beach more this year I feel like I’m not using California to its fullest potential

books be so fcking good how y’all don’t be reading man

I want some Girl Scout cookies 😭

Now I can try marathon burger

All congress does is tweet, tweet, tweet… at this point I’m finna be a senator next.