Jordan Simpson
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Losing at padel makes me want to drive my car off barton bridge
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🚨🚨| GOAL: CRISTIANO RONALDO WITH CAREER GOAL NUMBER 970!!!
Al Nassr 1-0 Al Ahli
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🏆🌎 Bruno Fernandes: “Wrapping up all this last World Cup with Cristiano Ronaldo winning it would be something amazing”.
“I really hope we can make it happen… not just for Portugal, but for everything Cristiano gave to football and the world”, told BBC.
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worst reffed game i’ve seen at old trafford this season. bin 🗑️
The 44 ⚽️@The_Forty_Four
WHAT ARE WE ACTUALLY DOING TO FOOTBALL NOW?!😡 Bin VAR off now, how’s the game being pulled back for that😭😭😭
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Not many bigger tits out there than Conor Benn is there
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Fat kfc with beers watching ronny bag goals on good friday. doesn’t get much better
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Amad the new martial where player fc will pretend like he’s good enough to play for this football club 😴 toilet he is
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One of the maddest stats you will ever see.
CentreGoals.@centregoals
🚨🚨| Games taken to reach 100 goals and 100 assists for their clubs: 1. Bruno Fernandes (Man Utd) → 318 2. Lionel Messi (Barcelona) → 319 3. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) → 325
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bruno’s the best player in the prem by an absolute mile. joke of a player
Sky Sports Premier League@SkySportsPL
Bruno Fernandes cuts through the Aston Villa defence and Matheus Cunha restores the Red Devils' lead! 🔥
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class this pep cam wish they’d do more of it 😴😴😴 tryna watch the footy & his daft bald head’s on the screen every two mins
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