Jordan Sumner

As an ICU nurse I have brought shame and dishonour to the profession 💔 it’s almost like I’m an ED nurse 😂🙈

Has Mel had styling tips off this geezer 🤣 #mafs #MAFSUK

Delilah’s first #GennyLec 🐶#GeneralElection2024 #dogsatpollingstations

Hes got my vote #GeneralElection

I would love to know what is in the tea on the #BRIDGERTON set because the glow up? 👩🏻‍🍳😘#BridgertonS3

As if we got 0 points in the public vote 🥲 #Eurovision2024

If Lucinda from #MAFSAU started a cult I’d probably hand her my life savings 😂 #mafs

Seems legit #katemiddelton #WheresKate #KateGate

When #KateMiddleton finally appears after her BBL

@CSScritcare @MFT_QIT @ICUEd_NBT @SaraMillin

Delighted with our new oral care simulators- one for each site. Good oral care so important for our patients. Thank you @MFT_QIT

Georgia H probably doesn’t believe she deserves a kind and gentle man like Anton after all she’s been through. You do baby girl 😭 #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

@drkeithsiau @h_marychurch HELMINTH

Seen in the caecum today. Whats the diagnosis? #WithConsent

@Jamie_BrysonRN @CityUniLondon Well done Jamie!

Absolutely SMASHED my first uni module 💥 94% 🫢🫢 say whaaaaaat… So relieved and appreciate everyone’s love and support 🫶🏼🥂🍾 #MSc #criticalcare #postgrad @CityUniLondon

@IDdocAdi @h_marychurch

Papers you save to “read later”

Callum and Molly defs staged their breakup when the #LoveIslandAllStars contract came through

@Jamie_BrysonRN @StGeorgesTrust Glad you’re feeling better 🫶🏻 happy new year!

And I’m home 🫶🏼 Massive thank you to Team ED and Nye Bevan at @StGeorgesTrust for being so lovely, friendly and efficient. Let’s not forget my incredible team and work friends from Critical Care making sure I was okay, getting what I needed in a timely manner! Thank you 💙

@katbrown @RobMCollyer

@morefluids Told a patient with a self inflicted stab wound that arterial lines are great so the nurses don’t stab you with needles all the time and I asked an amputee where his other slipper was 🫠

Your most embarrassing moment in medicine? I have several that I’m not sure I could share 😳 Whispering 69 to the dean of the medical school in front of the entire year is one. I meant to say 99. He replied ‘only on Saturdays’ TBH I’ve blanked the details of this

Nevermind PAs being regulated-when are GP receptionists going to be regulated 😭 phoned for an appt and the receptionist asked what’s wrong. Explained my symptoms and she replied there’s a lot going around, they can’t do much for that. Now on Abx for a chest infection. Thanks hun

@KarenCollyer3 I have photographic evidence 😂

@Jordan_sumner93 Oh, sweetie. I don't believe the story of the sock. 🧦

Being an essay writing support dog is hard work 😂