Jordan King

@garnacho_fc My BMW is also immense, but it also spends 8 months a year at the garage 🛠🔧

@toby54677178 @_dxllz7 Unfortunately bigger pussies record and watch the fight and don't protect their fellow man.

@_dxllz7 Pussies always fight in groups

9 vs 1! 😮 And he keeps them in check! 📷 💪🏻

@WyattCatarina Just call the police and go about your day....

Wouldn't this be a crime in the US? 😬

@Jordanlking93 😂😂😂 More charges than a roundtable with Myra Hindley, Peter Sutcliffe and Fred West... I heard his conservatories were 10/10 btw

More charges coming to light for sexual predator Thomas Partey....

🚨 BREAKING: Michael Carrick has been named the January Premier League Manager of the Month. 👏 [@SullyTalkz]

@tirvo_ Dirk cunt

Name the football player Level: HARD

@UtdHeisenberg_ @Proud_Gooner_ Dude is mentally challenged 😂😂😂

@Jordanlking93 @Proud_Gooner_ Alt account that's older than my main account and has a lower follow back ratio 😂

Could never support my local club... Because it's Arsenal 🤮

@Proud_Gooner_ @UtdHeisenberg_ Your throat must be sore from cheering on a team every season that fucking bottle it lad.

@UtdHeisenberg_ @Jordanlking93 Your throat must be sore.

@Proud_Gooner_ @UtdHeisenberg_ 'Having 12 followers isn't that bad' Jesus wept 😂😂😭😭 I see you're injecting cope.

@Jordanlking93 @UtdHeisenberg_ Well neither are that bad. I have 12 followers because I don't spend all day on here, and I support Arsenal because they're my local team, which I know must be an alien concept to you and your buddy.

@Proud_Gooner_ @UtdHeisenberg_ It's called a friend, mate. I know this concept is alien to you. I don't know what's worse, having 12 followers or supporting Arsenal.🤣😭

@Jordanlking93 @UtdHeisenberg_ is this your alt account? half of your posts are retweets of this 'heisenberg' guy

@UtdHeisenberg_ @Proud_Gooner_ 🤣🤣🤣

@Jordanlking93 @Proud_Gooner_

@Proud_Gooner_ @UtdHeisenberg_ I'd imagine the same connection you have to being a twat mate 👍

@UtdHeisenberg_ Embarrassing. What’s even your connection to united

@Geniustechw No way Mega Mind is asking for men to pay to speak to her.

She says she spends a lot on her upkeep, so men who are interested should pay to speak to her 😳💅 Thoughts?

@Matt_Pinner Bellend

Comment the first thing that comes to mind when you see this hair style

@AngelMD1103 What does equal mean to you?

She stood gripping the cold metal pole as the subway rattled forward, her feet aching while every seat around her was filled, mostly by men glued to their phones, headphones in, eyes down. The train lurched, and she steadied herself, remembering a time when someone would’ve stood up without being asked, offering a seat with a small nod of courtesy. She glanced around, feeling invisible, and wondered when that simple gesture disappeared. Had chivalry quietly died underground with the echo of the rails, or were human values just being redefined right in front of her?

@Darkdarling00 Poor parenting and bad mate selection. Only one person to blame.

“Mother Says Argument Over Washing Dishes Led Her 17-Year-Old Son To Destroy Her Home 😳”

@UtdHeisenberg_ 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fulham's Ultras getting psyched up for Manchester United away

@UtdHeisenberg_ Chelsea

If Trump supported a Premier League club who would it be?