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@DamnBrand0 @TitsandGrizz @oasisreached That’s more so her storyline and her conflict. Peter power of friend-shipped her

@JordanxRiver @TitsandGrizz @oasisreached You do realize Jean was about to control all of new york just because her sister was killed right? how’s that not enough conflict to you

The Spiderman movie was lowkey mid

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@JordanxRiver Insane take

@TitsandGrizz @oasisreached Could’ve fit nicely into a tv show. I didn’t need it to be a movie. It felt like the same level of storyline as The Falcon and The Winter Soldier

@JordanxRiver @oasisreached Eh two different Spider-Man’s maturity wise. The conflict in Homecoming is just him facing the largest threat he’s faced by himself and becoming Spiderman (vulture was kinda lame too). BND focuses more on inner conflict and the repercussions of NWH, which fit in nicely.

@JordanxRiver "Lowkey mid" is the new "I don't have an actual critique, so here's a buzzword." Every Spider-Man movie gets called "mid" on day one. Give it a few months, and the same people will suddenly start calling it underrated. Funny how that works.

@TitsandGrizz @oasisreached IMO Spiderman Homecoming was good too — it had actual conflict that this movie lacked

@JordanxRiver @oasisreached I mean if you’re going to compare any of the future MCU Spiderman movies to no way home which is filled with nostalgia and encompasses all the past pre MCU Spider-Man’s you’re going to be disappointed. BND brought it back to street level Spiderman which is what he is currently.

@raesean_ I didn’t watch the trailer 😭 sometimes I like to go into movies blind

@xblazrx Exactly

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@oasisreached Well hold on now— I didn’t say all that lol. I like Tom Holland as Spiderman. This movie just wasn’t as strong as No Way Home

@JordanxRiver Holland's whole iteration is the definition of barely mid.

@JordanxRiver dumbass

@AlwaysFrostyIce Thank you Ice Man for your irrelevant comment

@JordanxRiver Sorry Tyler Perry wasn’t in it

@hayru_just90367 I’m expecting something on the level of No Way Home… it wasn’t that

@JordanxRiver Nah ur just expecting way too high and its ur problem

@Tumuchclothes I think this definitely had good character development, but that could’ve been tackled on Disney+ as a tv show.

@JordanxRiver i respect ur opinion tho but i feel like emotionally this was one of the best spiderman movies. i felt like everyone’s character/actor mashed together insanely well. tom and sadie kinda leading the way of the movie was perfect

@999grunt The movie just felt like one long filler episode. It wasn’t bad, but NWH was better and had actual conflict

@JordanxRiver Yall just love to be different on X huh ? Lmao

@cameramanjake And make sure Storm is next on the roster

They can go head and hurry up with the new xmen movie

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