pen and paper

What’s the deal with everyone on E 23rd St?

Megan Thee Stallion more like Vegan Thee Scallion.

I kinda miss good old fluoride.

What level of liberal am I that I know not to buy fluoride toothpaste?

I’m straighter than Hormuz

Invincible’s animation is way better than The Boys’

A jacked girl is so gross. Like how am I supposed to beat her?

My vacation to Israel was honestly the best time of my life.

Update: I sent a like with “Shrek is love Shrek is life”

Apparently my most compatible on hinge is Shrek from SHREK. I deleted the app immediately.

The Palestinian girl sitting next to me in math class and I both scratched our beards in deep thought.

The lion pushes the shopping cart away in a random direction when he’s done with it.

Shawty said she tryna feel my penile gland.

War Update: There’s a buncha fuckin noobs in Iran.

Of course I get laid the night I chose not to wipe.

Jump into your pants in the morning.

Every other day is better than every day.

@Trisha1173472 Biggie Eilish

Give a like to Billie eilish or have a terrible February 2026 🔥

How many ply is your mask Zoe?

How’s it gooning?