Jose

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Slut Pig 🤝 Slam Pig

Anna Faris & Regina Hall parodied Call Her Daddy to promote Scary Movie 6 ⚰️💀

Johnny Middlebrooks

Everyone be mad excited for cinco de mayo besides Mexicans and it kills me every time

Heidi Klum attends the 2026 Met Gala.

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

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Happy 4/20

First conversation of the day was explaining to my mom what “Poppers” are and why I’m making a piñata of them. 🥴😆

Im getting older its time for me to pick one of these Mexicans and settle down.

🗣️Latina mami! 🇲🇽🇨🇴

I wonder if the girl I met and danced with on Friday night has looked at my insta and realized I’m gay.

I Love, Love. 🤍

One more workday then wedding day 💍

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And by adopt I meant me 🐶

Having three dogs is not for the weak. 🫩 who’s looking to adopt?

Feliz viernes. 🧔🏻‍♂️🤳🏻

When I say I love dogs this is what I mean. 😝😈