Jose Marin

bowieknife99 im coming for your ass

Have you ever thought about the Pokémon definition of a “poacher”? It's basically just a dystopian corporate monopoly. In the lore, you are branded a poacher simply for using nets, traps, or cages instead of a Poké Ball. The entire system is a massive "Big Brother" compliance checkpoint: • The Tech Monopoly: The law basically mandates that you must use patented corporate technology to legally interact with wildlife. • The Global Registry: The real crime isn't the catch itself—it is dodging the database. Poké Balls automatically tag every capture to a centralized Trainer ID grid. Catching a Pokémon with a net keeps it completely untraceable and off the books. • The Safari Loophole: People claim poachers are criminals because they over-hunt, but Ash caught an entire herd of 30 Tauros in a single afternoon. Because he paid a corporate entrance fee and used officially licensed Safari Balls, it was perfectly legal. The Pokémon League just wants absolute regulatory control over a heavily monetized digital capture grid.

Show me a goal that made football look like art.🎭

AND WHEN I SAW THIS….MY LIFE WAS CHANGEDDDD LIKE the FONTTTT the INTRO the DEISGNSSSS LIKEEE

The size of this moose..

LMAOOOOOOOOOO Nahhh single player it is for me 💀

We weren't in MLS at 37