moose

if I was Noah, I would have purposefully left the pigs off the Ark. just saying.

@sharkincrisis this list better not be of animals to eat shark

@mooseincrisis You made my list

send all humans there so we can have earth back

@trunkincrisis there’s a crazy look in your eyes i don’t trust you

am i cute?

@cowincrisis isn’t too smart is he

the penguin account using ai is so wild like bro you are helping melt your home 😭

@AinleySusan yes i am thanks for noticing

@mooseincrisis So majestic!

felt cute hitting 2000 new friends. so here’s another picture for you to admire in all my greatness.

@Snakeheadnlcx hi hi

@mooseincrisis hey moose

@neckincrisis prove it

@danishacarterr @cowincrisis moose has done the most healing just so we’re clear

animal twitter healed this app

@MananaAmc6930 @doeincrisis i’m too fast for his slow ass i got something planned for him just you wait.

@doeincrisis Stay safe. @mooseincrisis needs some of your speed. x.com/mooseincrisis/…

haven’t gotten hit today. gas prices goin up.

@HippoCrise that.. was uncalled for

@mooseincrisis nice antlers did you lose a fight with a tree

i think we’ve found the ugliest animal guys

@MananaAmc6930 definitely, he really had some dubious animals on that ark

@mooseincrisis I agree Moose. Hippo is hard on the eyes. Noah should have let hippo off the ark 😂

@RhinoInCrisis @LionInCrisis @gorrillacrisis @BearLikesFish @TIGERcrisis moose at the top only rhino ever respects me

🚨If you aren’t on this don’t complain you had plenty of time to say something🚨 Animal Kingdom: @mooseincrisis (king contender) @LionInCrisis (top king contender) @gorrillacrisis (king contender) @BearLikesFish (king contender) @TIGERcrisis (top king contender) @PolarBearCrisis (king contender) @cheetahincrisis @wolfncrisis (pack leader) @ratincontrol @ichewthings @HootCuisine @Kangaroocrisis @Slime_kun68 @adisaade12 @InternetMonkeyy @octopuzincrisis @dolphinincrisis @DavidNsude53349 @Prayers4Mantis @sssnakeInCrisis @Dragonincrisiss @racoonincrisis @rabbitincrisiss @aquaticmurdecow @WildSloth13 @StankAssHog @Owls_4_America @HoneyBadgerRon @quackerincrisis @DuckisDeranged @Ratincrisis_ @Foxicrisis

@MikeyDiMercurio just for that i’ll definitely be chasing you again

@mooseincrisis I hope the bear GETS YOU, you motorcycle-chasing MANIAC.

got chased by that stupid brown bear again today, will update how it went later.

@DeloresWhi50682 you did ask 😂

@mooseincrisis Frantically Googling dewlaps on mooses was not a sentence I thought I’d be typing today! 🤣🤣🤣

@daneburywater thank you rose at least someone cares

@mooseincrisis Moose, I hope you made it

@DeloresWhi50682 that would be my dewlap Del

@mooseincrisis I don’t mean to be rude, especially when you have a bear on your tail but what is the dangly thing under your chin? Asking for a friend…

frogs are so greedy