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Joseph Musyoki

@JosehKiloh

The boy who dared to dream

Wote, Kenya Katılım Temmuz 2022
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Makueni University Students Association
MUSA conveys its deepest condolences following the tragic accident at Machinery along the Nairobi–Mombasa Highway that claimed 3 Kenyatta University students. Our Advisor, Obadiah Titus Kingoo, is on the ground coordinating support. May the departed rest in peace.
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Joseph Musyoki@JosehKiloh·
MUSA conveys its deepest condolences following the tragic accident at Machinery along the Nairobi–Mombasa Highway that claimed 3 Kenyatta University students. Our Advisor, Obadiah Titus Kingoo, is on the ground coordinating support. May the departed rest in peace.
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Maverick Aoko
Maverick Aoko@AokoOtieno_·
Naskia, he's gunning for City Hall, It's within his rights as a bonafide Kenyan Plus, he's no threat. Hata Kasarani hajafanya kitu Ni pesa anaoshea some Mzungu Mafia zinamsumbua Besides, Salasya kafanya juzi ninene zisizofaa mwezi tukufu Huyu nikimwanzia! Naomba Dua 🤲
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Makueni University Students Association
MUSA mentorship outreach to schools MUSA shall continue giving back to the societ. Our plea, let actors come together and ensure that these programs prosper
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Timothy Turunga
Timothy Turunga@timothyturunga·
They called him the Bulldozer because he flattened everything in his path, corruption, excuses, and, eventually those viruses of 2019 from China In February 2021 the machine started coughing. Not a polite little one. No. This was a deep, wet, metallic hack, the sound of a Caterpillar engine drowning in its own oil. His doctors whispered some forbidden words like Covid 19. The son of the famer just smiled and prayed. Ten of his ministers dropped dead in six weeks, blue-lipped, clutching their chests like bad actors in Nigerian movies. Still the Bulldozer refused a mask. He explained that masks were for cowards and Belgians. By the first week of March the engine was seizing. Finally In the dead of night they wheeled him to an airstrip, oxygen hissing like an angry cobra and brought him here Nairobi. Not because Kenya has better hospitals (God forbid), but because Kenya is close enough to reach before those little things from china wins He crossed the border on life support, incognito, alias “Mr. John Pombe,” At Wilson Airport the runway was cleared the way Moses cleared the Red Sea lights switched off, phones confiscated and pilots threatened with shorter careers. In the presidential suite of Nairobi Hospital (North Wing, corner room), the Bulldozer lay tethered to machines that beeped in perfect 120-bpm tembo rhythm. Kenyan doctors, polite to the end, kept saying “Your Excellency” while carefully and meticulously sliding ever larger tubes down the throat of the strong man . For three consecutive days the machines were singing periodically. On the fourth night the song went flatline. The doctors looked at one another, afraid and disturbed. The engine block had finally cracked beyond salvation. “Should we Switch it off?” one asked terrified Doc “No Switch it off in Tanzania,” came the reply from a huge man very high up wearing those mirrored sunglasses indoors. So they loaded the still-warm legend back onto the air ambulance, tubes dangling like Christmas lights on a dead tree, and flew him home so he could die on native soil and preserve the official narrative. Touchdown Dar es Salaam was Thursday, 11 March and time of death was almost immediately. Time of announcement was six days later, after the vice-president had practised her sad face in the mirror and the speechwriters had changed “heart complications” to “chronic heart condition he bravely bore for ten years". On 17 March, Samia Suluhu Hassan went on television looking like a woman who had just won the lottery and was contractually obliged to cry about it. “Tanzanians,” she said, voice trembling with Nollywood -worthy sincerity, “today, at six p.m., we lost our brave leader to heart disease.” The machines in Mzena Hospital, already cold and wiped clean, said nothing. That is how we lost our African hero. The man who moved mountains with bulldozers . He died on a Thursday. They buried the truth on a Wednesday. Typical Tanzanian efficiency. For more history stories follow @timothyturunga
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Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH
Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH@BernardKavuli·
BETWEEN Kalonzo Musyoka and William Ruto, WHO will you vote for PRESIDENT in 2027?
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Kisia Nzuki
Kisia Nzuki@KisiaNzuki·
PRESS STATEMENT {For Immediate Release} We wish to confirm that the Sports Petition has been formally submitted under a Certificate of Urgency to the relevant authorities. This action underscores the seriousness of the issues raised and our unwavering commitment to accountability within the sports sector. We therefore caution all individuals and networks implicated in opaque dealings to prepare for full transparency and scrutiny. The days of backroom arrangements and hidden interests are over - the truth will be brought to light, and due process will take its course. ---ENDS---
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Jua Terms
Jua Terms@juaterms·
😁 Smile if you recently uninstalled an app after reading its terms and conditions! #Juaterms
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Kisia Nzuki
Kisia Nzuki@KisiaNzuki·
Kalonzo Musyoka: Under my administration, justice will not be for sale. The Judiciary will be respected, independent, and free from political capture.
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Kisia Nzuki
Kisia Nzuki@KisiaNzuki·
Kalonzo Musyoka: This is our moment. Together, we will KOMBOA KENYA, end the Ruto disaster, and usher in a new dawn of justice, opportunity, and unity.
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Kisia Nzuki@KisiaNzuki·
Kalonzo Musyoka: The future belongs to the Gen Zs - their courage will not be silenced by bullets, it will be honoured with jobs, justice, and dignity.
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Kisia Nzuki
Kisia Nzuki@KisiaNzuki·
Solid, resolute, firm, and fearless governors led by H.E. Mutula Kilonzo Jr. stood united at the Wiper NDC 2025 - declaring unwavering support for the People’s Agenda for Change and a new dawn for Kenya.
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Joseph Musyoki@JosehKiloh·
Makueni is switching on the future! Under Gov. Mutula’s leadership, we launch the Makueni Energy Policy – a bold step to achieve 100% electricity & clean cooking access. From 29% → 100%. From 17% → 100%. Makueni is leading Kenya’s green transition. #MutulaDelivers
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Hon. Willy Mutunga
Hon. Willy Mutunga@SirWillyMutunga·
Why is Makueni UHC anchored on SHA? SHA is a Kenyan law which will be used by citizens to access health services in the country. @GvnMutula @KisiaNzuki
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Mutula Care is here. CHPs and CRVs will visit homes to register households into SHA and identify vulnerable families for SHIF support. Makueni County is ensuring Better Health, Better Life for all. #MutulaCare #MakueniHealth
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